“Jealous?” Jamie asked.
“Hell yes! Right down the hall, you have a super-hot guy with a big dick, and you got to play with it. Did he wake up?”
“No.”
Kiersten said, “For real? I can't imagine how he wouldn't wake up. I'd sure as hell be awake if someone made me have an orgasm. Are you sure he didn't wake up?”
“He wasn't asleep,” Jamie whispered.
“You gave him a handjob while he was awake?” Kiersten exclaimed.
“You can't tell anybody!” Jamie hissed.
“I won't. Don't worry.... Oh! Oh, shit! He's the one that licked your pussy, isn't he?”
I was trying to think of places without extradition agreements when I heard Jamie call out, “Dad, are you awake?”
I'm officially screwed. I wondered if I could get a job when I got out of prison. Hell, when WE got out of prison!
“Will you come over here, please?” Jamie called.
My penis, the cause of this trouble, had shrunk back to normal size. He was hiding, but I couldn't. “Be there in a minute,” I answered.
I put on my robe and walked in to face the girls. “Jamie, I'm so sorry,” I said. “I knew we shouldn't have done anything. I've ruined your life and mine.”
“No, you haven't, Dad. We've been through all that.” Turning to her friend, Jamie said, “Kiersten, look, we could be in real trouble here if anyone finds out. Try to understand, please. Dad has never done anything with me that I haven't asked him to.”
“Asked him to? What, you just came home from school one day and asked your dad to eat you out?” Kiersten asked.
“It wasn't like that,” Jamie said. “Remember when we were at the pool when Brian and Paul were there? You and Melody were teasing me about how hot they looked, and how I acted when I was talking to them. I thought about that, and finally I asked my dad.”
“She had questions about stuff they don't teach in health class,” I said.
“Yes, I wanted to know why I get the feelings I sometimes get. Remember when we were texting about orgasms, and you and Melody were making fun of me 'cuz I'd never had one?” Jamie asked her friend.
“Yeah.”
Jamie continued, “Well, I've always been able to talk to Dad about everything, so I asked him how I could have an orgasm and how to masturbate, and finally I had him show me. We've kinda been doing some stuff. Please, Kiersten, please promise us you won't tell.”
“I absolutely won't tell! Jamie, Daddy Bill, I love you guys. I would never say anything. Trust me,” Kiersten said.
“I hope we can,” I said.
“So, what types of things have you guys done?” Kiersten asked.
“Pretty much everything,” I admitted.
“Everything?” Kiersten repeated.
Jamie said,“I went to the clinic and got a contraceptive shot. I had hardly even kissed a guy before, and Dad's been living like a monk forever, so we're safe. We don't use condoms.”
“So you guys, like, actually fuck?”
Jamie responded, “You make it sound dirty when you say that. It's not. It's beautiful.”
“We make love,” I said.
“Wow,” Kiersten muttered. Her nipples were showing prominently under her football jersey. “And this all started with Jamie asking you a question, Bill?”