“When lesbians decide to U-Haul, which one of them calls U-Haul? Also, if you call U-Haul and tell them two lesbians are moving in together, is there a discount? Because U-Haul really should offer lesbians a discount by now, don’t you think? Also, which one of us drives the truck?”
“You’re insane,” Ainsley said, laughing. “And that was four questions.”
Rachel gave her a quick kiss.
“I’m insane but you love me anyway. And I love you even though you leave bras all sorts of places.”
“We’re going to be so happy together,” Ainsley said. “I promise.”
“I know we are, baby,” Rachel replied.
“Now, the way I figure it,” Ainsley said, taking Rachel’s hand and leading her towards the bedroom. “We still have a little time before you need to leave…”
“I want to try Chapter 25 again,” Rachel said.
Ainsley barked out a short laugh.
“Are you crazy? After what happened last time?”
“Please!”
“We don’t have time!” Ainsley insisted. “Rushing Chapter 25 is the surest way to end up in a body cast.”
“But when I get back?”
“I’m thinking…no,” Ainsley replied.
“I’m thinking…yes,” Rachel retorted.
In the bedroom now, Ainsley guided Rachel down onto the mattress and then topped her.
“You know what, Ms. Hamill?”
“What, Dr. Janowicz?” Rachel inquired.
“I’m going to enjoy having these little arguments with you for the rest of my life.”
THE END