about you, sorry.
THE WRONG WAY TO GRIEVE A BREAKUP
Clutching this forty
like it was you in my arms …
was going too far.
Seriously might
consider adding Facebook
“pokes” to my number.
I love you, I love
you, I love you. Seriously,
though, don’t call me.
HOW TO BREAK UP WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS WHO WERE IMPLICITLY OR EXPLICITLY LESBIANS
Beaker the Muppet
“You’re a little too
selfish. It’s always about
meee-meee-meee-meee-meee.”
Shane from The L Word
On the surface, be
a “cool mom.” Then, light her skate
shop on fire. Burn!
Peppermint Patty from Peanuts
Repeatedly ask
“Why are there so many balls?”
while watching softball.
How Sherlock Holmes refuses to let Watson break up with him
&nbs
p; “Give it up, old chap!
You have been trying since
1887.”
Fluttershy from My Little Pony