HOW DOES BISEXUAL SEX WORK?
It’s like straight sex, but
you still get to imagine
Portia de Rossi.
It’s like straight sex, but
there are more people to high-
five when you’re finished.
It’s like the “Mindful
Raccoon” in acro yoga,
but less crotch grabbing.
It’s like gay sex but
with infinitely more puns
involved. Come again?
Pro: There are a lot
of choices! And con: There are
a lot of choices!
Fine. It’s like straight sex.
Get off our backs already,
and get on our backs!
It’s like straight sex, but
your sheets will be covered in
glitter eye makeup.
It’s like straight sex, but
less ambient techno and
more David Bowie.
It’s like gay sex but
with more trivia about
the bonobo ape.
It’s like gay sex, but
brunch counts as foreplay. IF IT