Kashi cereal.
Camp out in your backyard
Then renew your vows …
to help transient and homeless
populations!
The broke yet randy lesbian
Watch The Craft. Make out
each time there’s a moment of
lesbian subtext.
Give me one reason to stay here
Play “How much of the
same music do we own?” Laugh/
cry accordingly.
Challenge her intellectually
Write some Buffy the
Vampire Slayer fan fiction—
don’t be Dark Willow!
For the lesbian who craves alone time but has trouble advocating for her desires due to culturally ingrained guilt and overwillingness to please others
Organize a hard
scavenger hunt. While she sweats,
enjoy solitude.
Make it all about her
Let your lady pick
which documentary on
human rights to watch.
Put your love to the test
Build an IKEA
bed frame together. No one
stabbed to death? You pass.
HOW YOUR GIRL- OR BOIFRIEND WILL PROBABLY PROPOSE