processing the sex than you
do getting it on.
Talking at length on
identity politics
is foreplay to you.
A third of your life
is now devoted to buying
toilet paper.
You find yourself in
couples therapy six months
after breaking up.
YOU MIGHT BE IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP …
If you answer all
questions with “Let me check my
Google Calendar.”
You bring your own gloves
to the local clinic for
STI checkups.
You find that you are
flirting with someone so your
partner can bang her.
You love the way your
lover loves her other loves
but never smothers.
I scream, you scream, she
screams, we all scream! Then we all
go out for ice cream.
You do all of your
lentil and dildo shopping
in bulk at Costco.