an OkCupid girl asks.
“If so, urine luck.”
I knew your cat’s name,
diet, and hobbies before
I got to know yours.
This crush, relentless.
I am like a cat and you’re
a laser pointer.
Subject: “Wanna fuck?”
Followed by “Just kidding!” Your
meaning eludes me.
Let’s “Live life to the
fullest” by watching actors
on TV do it.
Her message: “I like
your socks.” Tremendous! Let’s build
a life together.
To the hot girls on
OkCupid: You have to
write more than “Hello…:)”
What the “looking for” choices really mean on OkCupid
Friends: Casual sex.
Short-term dating: Just sex. Long-
term: Face-to-face sex.
HOW TO FILL OUT YOUR DATING PROFILE LIKE A TRUE LESBIAN
Pro tip
Mastering basic
English will get you so much
ass on dating sites.
Why try online dating?