“You can’t honestly be surprised.”
Mac grunted out a laugh. “Not really.”
“I love how she’s so perfect for you.”
“Yes, she is, even when she’s busting my bruised and battered balls.”
“Especially then.”
“Shut up. You’re supposed to be my best friend, which means you’re always on my side.”
“I am on your side, but she’s funny.”
“You can’t be on my side and think she’s funny, too. That’s not how this works. I’ll remind you we’ve been friends since kindergarten.”
Joe was laughing so hard, he wheezed. “You’re such an idiot. I love that she gives you such a run for your money.”
“She’s a brat, and she’s going to pay for this.”
“I’m sure she’s very afraid.”
“The ferry is pulling into port. I need to go home and get my woman under control.”
“Let me know how that goes.”
“You’ll be the first to know.”
“I hope your pee-pee feels better soon.”
“I do, too.”
“You’ll survive. I promise.”
“Good to know.”
“I’ll check on you tomorrow.”
“See ya.”