“Are we in trouble daddy?” Fiona asks.
“We shall see Fiona,” Dylan answers.
We all shuffle down the hall. I want to cry along with the children. We are going to get kicked out of the Singapore Zoo, one of the most famous zoos in the world.
I begin laughing. This is comical. We’re really about to get kicked out of a fucking zoo over our crazy kids.
Dylan is trying to convince the zoo security officer to let us go. Andrew looks at me and is relieved that I’m laughing, and he even begins to join me.
The children look at us and stop crying. First they look confused, but after a moment they start to laugh too.
Dylan excuses himself from the officer and comes back to us.
“What in the bejesus is going on??” Dylan hisses.
“Isn’t it great to be part of this family?” I say.
“It sure is!” Andrew says.
The kids gather around us, and we are immersed into a group hug.
Dylan starts to laugh too, but not before giving me and Andrew each a kiss on the cheek.
“Thank you,” Dylan tells me.
“For what?” I ask, confused.
“For giving us these crazy children,” Dylan says.
“Oh, don’t pawn that off on me!” I laugh.
Dylan starts to laugh, and Andrew kisses me on the cheek. I look at all of them and know that I am one blessed woman.
I can’t believe that I get to live happily ever after with my two sexy ass pilot husbands and our three crazy children. Everyone in the world should envy my life.