Chapter Seven
Going west the time changes lengthened the day instead of shortening it. They paid us back the hours we had lost two days before. We landed at Dulles at two in the afternoon. I said good-bye to Joe and he found the cab line and headed into the city. I went looking for buses and was arrested before I found any.
Who guards the guards? Who arrests an MP? In my case it was a trio of warrant officers working directly for the Provost Marshal General's office. There were two W3s and a W4. The W4 showed me his credentials and his orders and then the W3s showed me their Berettas and their handcuffs and the W4 gave me a choice: either behave myself or get knocked on my ass. I smiled, briefly. I approved of his performance. He carried himself well. I doubted if I would have done it any different, or any better.
"Are you armed, Major?" he said.
"No," I said.
I would have been worried for the army if he had believed me. Some W4s would have. They would have been intimidated by the sensitivities involved. Arresting a superior officer from your own corps is tough duty. But this particular W4 did everything right. He heard me say No and nodded to his W3s and they moved in to pat me down about as fast as if I had said Yes, with a nuclear warhead. One of them did the body search and the other went through my duffel. They were both very thorough. Took them a good few minutes before they were satisfied.
"Do I need to put the cuffs on you?" the W4 asked.
I shook my head. "Where's the car?"
He didn't answer. The W3s formed up one on either side and slightly behind me. The W4 walked in front. We crossed the sidewalk and passed by the bay where the buses were waiting and headed for an official-vehicle-only lane. There was an olive green sedan parked there. This was their time of maximum danger. A determined man would be tensing up at that point, ready to make his break. They knew it, and they formed up a little tighter. They were a good team. Three against one, they reduced the odds to maybe fifty-fifty. But I let them put me in the car. Afterward, I wondered what would have happened if I had run for it. Sometimes, I found myself wishing that I had.
The car was a Chevrolet Caprice. It had been white before the army sprayed it green. I saw the original color inside the door frame. It had vinyl seats and manual windows. Civilian police specification. I slid across the rear bench and settled in the corner behind the front passenger seat. One of the W3s crammed in next to me and the other got behind the wheel. The W4 sat next to him up front. Nobody spoke.
We headed east toward the city on the main highway. I was probably five minutes behind Joe in his taxi. We turned south and east and drove through Tysons Corner. At that point I knew for sure where we were going. A couple of miles later we picked up signs to Rock Creek. Rock Creek was a small town twenty-some miles due north of Fort Belvoir and forty-some north and east of the Marine place at Quantico. It was as close as I got to a permanent duty station. It housed the 110th Special Unit headquarters. So I knew where we were headed. But I had no idea why.
One Hundred and Tenth headquarters was basically an office and supply facility. There were no cells. No secure holding facilities. They locked me up in an interview room. Just dumped my bag on the table and locked the door and left me there. It was a room I had locked guys in before. So I knew how it was done. One of the W3s would be on station in the corridor outside. Maybe both of them would be. So I just tilted the plain wooden chair back and put my feet on the table and waited.
I waited an hour. I was uncomfortable and hungry and dehydrated from the plane. I figured if they knew all of that they'd have kept me waiting two hours. Or more. As it was they came back after sixty minutes. The W4 led the way and gestured with his chin that I should stand up and follow him out the door. The W3s fell in behind me. They walked me up two flights of stairs. Led me left and right through plain gray passageways. At that point I knew for sure where we were going. We were going to Leon Garber's office. But I didn't know why.
They stopped me outside his door. It had reeded glass with CO painted on it in gold. I had been through it many times. But never while in custody. The W4 knocked and waited and opened the door and stepped back to let me walk inside. He closed the door behind me and stayed on the other side of it, out in the corridor with his guys.
Behind Garber's desk was a man I had never seen before. He was a colonel. He was in BDUs. His tape said: Willard, U. S. Army. He had iron-gray hair parted in a schoolboy style. It needed a trim. He had steel-rimmed eyeglasses and the kind of gray pouchy face that must have looked old when he was twenty. He was short and relatively squat and the way his shoulders failed to fill his BDUs told me he spent no time at all in the gym. He had a problem sitting still. He was rocking to his left and plucking at his pants where they went tight over his right knee. Before I had been in the room ten seconds he had adjusted his position three times. Maybe he had hemorrhoids. Maybe he was nervous. He had soft hands. Ragged nails. No wedding band. Divorced, for sure. He looked the type. No wife would let him walk about with hair like that. And no wife could have stood all that rocking and twitching. Not for very long.
I should have come smartly to attention and saluted and announced: Sir, Major Reacher reports. That would have been the standard army etiquette. But I was damned if I was going to do that. I just took a long lazy look around and came to rest standing easy in front of the desk.
"I need explanations," the guy called Willard said.
He moved in his chair again.
"Who are you?" I said.
"You can see who I am. "
"I can see you're a colonel in the U. S. Army named Willard. But I can't explain anything to you before I know whether or not you're in my chain of command. "
"I am your chain of command, son. What does it say on my door?"
"Commanding officer," I said.
"And where are we?"
"Rock Creek, Virginia," I said.
"OK, asked and answered," he said.
"You're new," I said. "We haven't met. "
"I assumed this command forty-eight hours ago. And now we've met. And now I need explanations. "
"Of what?"
"You were UA, for a start," he said.
"Unauthorized absence?" I said. "When?"
"The last seventy-two hours. "
"Incorrect," I said.
"How so?"
"My absence was authorized by Colonel Garber. "
"It was not. "
"I called this office," I said.
"When?"
"Before I left. "
"Did you receive his authorization?"
I paused. "I left a message. Are you saying he denied authorization?"
"He wasn't here. He got orders for Korea some hours earlier. "
"Korea?"
"He got the MP command there. "
"That's a Brigadier General's job. "
"He's acting. The promotion will no doubt be confirmed in the fall. "
I said nothing.
"Garber's gone," Willard said. "I'm here. The military merry-go-round continues. Get used to it. "
The room went quiet. Willard smiled at me. Not a pleasant smile. It was close to a sneer. The rug was out from under my feet, and he was watching me hit the ground.
"It was good of you to leave your travel plans," he said. "It made today easier. "
"You think the arrest was appropriate for UA?"
"You don't?"
"It was a simple miscommunication. "
"You left your assigned post without authorization, Major. Those are the facts. Just because you had a vague expectation that authorization might be granted doesn't alter them. This is the army. We don't act in advance of orders or permissions. We wait until they are properly received and confirmed. The alternative would be anarchy and chaos. "
I said nothing.
"Where did you go?"
I pictured my mother, leaning on her aluminum walker. I pictured my brother's face as he watched me pack.
"I took a short vacation," I said. "I went to the beach. "
"The arrest wasn't for the UA," Willard said. "It was because you wore Class As on the evening of New Year's Day. "
"That's an offense now?"
"You wore your nameplate. "
I said nothing.
"You put two civilians in the hospital. While wearing your nameplate. "
I stared at him. Thought hard. I didn't believe the fat guy and the farmer had dropped a dime on me. Not possible. They were stupid, but they weren't that stupid. They knew I knew where I could find them.
"Who says so?" I asked.
"You had a big audience in that parking lot. "
"One of ours?"
Willard nodded.
"Who?" I said.
"No need for you to know. "
I kept quiet.
"You got anything to say?" Willard asked me.
I thought: He won't testify at the court-martial. That's for damn sure. That's what I've got to say.
"Nothing to say," I said.
"What do you think I should do with you?"
I said nothing.
"What do you think I should do?"
You should figure out the difference between a hard-ass and a dumb-ass, pal. You should figure it out real quick.
"Your choice," I said. "Your decision. "
He nodded. "I also have reports from General Vassell and Colonel Coomer. "
"Saying what?"
"Saying you acted in a disrespectful manner toward them. "
"Then those reports are incorrect. "
"Like the UA was incorrect?"
I said nothing.
"Stand at attention," Willard said.
I looked at him. Counted One thousand. Two thousand. Three thousand. Then I came to attention.
"That was slow," he said.
"I'm not looking to win a drill competition," I said.
"What was your interest in Vassell and Coomer?"
"An agenda for an Armored Branch conference is missing. I need to know if it contained classified information. "
"There was no agenda," Willard said. "Vassell and Coomer have made that perfectly clear. To me, and to you. To ask is permissible. You have that right, technically. But to willfully disbelieve a senior officer's direct answer is disrespectful. It's close to harassment. "
"Sir, I do this stuff for a living. I believe there was an agenda. "
Now Willard said nothing.
"May I ask what was your previous command?" I said.
He shifted in his chair.
"Intelligence," he said.
"Field agent?" I asked. "Or desk jockey?"
He didn't answer. Desk jockey.
"Did you have conferences without agendas?" I asked.
He looked straight at me.
"Direct orders, Major," he said. "One, terminate your interest in Vassell and Coomer. Forthwith, and immediately. Two, terminate your interest in General Kramer. We don't want flags raised on that matter, not under the circumstances. Three, terminate Lieutenant Summer's involvement in special unit affairs. Forthwith, and immediately. She's a junior-grade MP and after reading her file as far as I'm concerned she always will be. Four, do not attempt to make further contact with the local civilians you injured. And five, do not attempt to identify the eyewitness against you in that matter. "
I said nothing.
"Do you understand your orders?" he said.
"I'd like them in writing," I said.
"Verbal will do," he said. "Do you understand your orders?"
"Yes," I said.
"Dismissed. "
I counted One thousand. Two thousand. Three thousand. Then I saluted and turned around. I made it all the way to the door before he fired his parting shot.
"They tell me you're a big star, Reacher," he said. "So right now you need to decide whether you keep on being a big star, or whether you let yourself become an arrogant smart-ass son of a bitch. And you need to remember that nobody likes arrogant smart-ass sons of bitches. And you need to remember we're coming to a point where it's going to matter whether people like you or not. It's going to matter a lot. "
I said nothing.
"Do I make myself clear, Major?"
"Crystal," I said.
I got my hand on the door handle.
"One last thing," he said. "I'm going to sit on the brutality complaint. For as long as I possibly can. Out of respect for your record. You're very lucky that it came up internally. But I want you to remember that it's here, and it stays active. "
I left Rock Creek just before five in the afternoon. Caught a bus into Washington D. C. , and another one south down I-95. Then I removed my lapel insignia and hitched the final thirty miles to Bird. It works a little faster that way. Most of the local traffic is enlisted men, or retired enlisted men, or their families, and most of them are suspicious of MPs. So experience had taught me things went better if you kept your badges in your pocket.