7
The boathouse on the southeastern side of the river was on the verge of collapse, like so many things in Mid-World; bats roosted heads-down from the rafters and fat spiders scuttered up the walls. They were all glad to be out of it and back under the open sky. Bix tied up and joined them. They each embraced him, being careful not to hug tight and hurt his old bones.
When they'd all taken their turn, the old man wiped his eyes, then bent and stroked Oy's head. "Keep em well, do, Sir Throcken."
"Oy!" the bumbler replied. Then: "Bix!"
The old man straightened, and again they heard his bones crackle. He put his hands to the small of his back and winced.
"Will you be able to get back across okay?" Eddie asked.
"Oh, aye," Bix said. "If it was spring, I might not--the Whye en't so placid when the snow melts and the rains come--but now? Piece o' piss. The storm's still some way off. I crank for a bit against the current, then click the bolt tight so I can rest and not slip back'ards, then I crank some more. It might take four hours instead of one, but I'll get there. I always have, anyway. I only wish I had some more food to give'ee."
"We'll be fine," Roland said.
"Good, then. Good." The old man seemed reluctant to leave. He looked from face to face--seriously--then grinned, exposing toothless gums. "We're well-met along the path, are we not?"
"So we are," Roland agreed.
"And if you come back this way, stop and visit awhile with old Bix. Tell him of your adventures."
"We will," Susannah said, although she knew they would never be this way again. It was a thing they all knew.
"And mind the starkblast. It's nothing to fool with. But ye might have a day, yet, or even two. He's not turning circles yet, are ye, Oy?"
"Oy!" the bumbler agreed.
Bix fetched a sigh. "Now you go your way," he said, "and I go mine. We'll both be laid up undercover soon enough."
Roland and his tet started up the path.
"One other thing!" Bix called after them, and they turned back. "If you see that cussed Andy, tell him I don't want no songs, and I don't want my gods-damned horrascope read!"
"Who's Andy?" Jake called back.
"Oh, never mind, you probably won't see him, anyway."
That was the old man's last word on it, and none of them remembered it, although they did meet Andy, in the farming community of Calla Bryn Sturgis. But that was later, after the storm had passed.
8
It was only five miles to the deserted village, and they arrived less than an hour after they'd left the ferry. It took Roland less time than that to tell them about the starkblast.
"They used to come down on the Great Woods north of New Canaan once or twice a year, although we never had one in Gilead; they always rose away into the air before they got so far. But I remember once seeing carts loaded with frozen bodies drawn down Gilead Road. Farmers and their families, I suppose. Where their throcken had been--their billy-bumblers--I don't know. Perhaps they took sick and died. In any case, with no bumblers to warn them, those folks were unprepared. The starkblast comes suddenly, you ken. One moment you're warm as toast--because the weather always warms up before--and then it falls on you, like wolves on a ruttle of lambs. The only warning is the sound the trees make as the cold of the starkblast rolls over them. A kind of thudding sound, like grenados covered with dirt. The sound living wood makes when it contracts all at once, I suppose. And by the time they heard that, it would have been too late for those in the fields."
"Cold," Eddie mused. "How cold?"
"The temperature can fall to as much as forty limbits below freezing in less than an hour," Roland said grimly. "Ponds freeze in an instant, with a sound like bullets breaking windowpanes. Birds turn to ice-statues in the sky and fall like rocks. Grass turns to glass."
"You're exaggerating," Susannah said. "You must be."
"Not at all. But the cold's only part of it. The wind comes, too--gale-force, snapping the frozen trees off like straws. Such storms might roll for three hundred wheels before lifting off into the sky as suddenly as they came."
"How do the bumblers know?" Jake asked.
Roland only shook his head. The how and why of things had never interested him much.
9
They came to a broken piece of signboard lying on the path. Eddie picked it up and read the faded remains of a single word. "It sums up Mid-World perfectly," he said. "Mysterious yet strangely hilarious." He turned toward them with the piece of wood held at chest level. What it said, in large, uneven letters, was GOOK.
"A gook is a deep well," Roland said. "Common law says any traveler may drink from it without let or penalty."
"Welcome to Gook," Eddie said, tossing the signboard into the bushes at the side of the road. "I like it. In fact, I want a bumper sticker that says I Waited Out the Starkblast in Gook."
Susannah laughed. Jake didn't. He only pointed at Oy, who had begun turning in tight, rapid circles, as if chasing his own tail.
"We might want to hurry a little," the boy said.
10
The woods drew back and the path widened to what had once been a village high street. The village itself was a sad cluster of abandonment that ran on both sides for about a quarter mile. Some of the buildings had been houses, some stores, but now it was impossible to tell which had been which. They were nothing but slumped shells staring out of dark empty sockets that might once have held glass. The only exception stood at the southern end of the town. Here the overgrown high street split around a squat blockhouse-like building constructed of gray fieldstone. It stood hip-deep in overgrown shrubbery and was partly concealed by young fir trees that must have grown up since Gook had been abandoned; the roots had already begun to work their way into the meeting hall's foundations. In the course of time they would bring it down, and time was one thing Mid-World had in abundance.
"He was right about the wood," Eddie said. He picked up a weathered plank and laid it across the arms of Susannah's wheelchair like a makeshift table. "We'll have plenty." He cast an eye at Jake's furry pal, who was once more turning in brisk circles. "If we have time to pick it up, that is."
"We'll start gathering as soon as we make sure we've got yonder stone building to ourselves," Roland said. "Let's make this quick."
11
The Gook meeting hall was chilly, and birds--what the New Yorkers thought of as swallows and Roland called bin-rusties--had gotten into the second floor, but otherwise they did indeed have the place to themselves. Once he was under a roof, Oy seemed freed of his compulsion to either face northwest or turn in circles, and he immediately reverted to his essential curious nature, bounding up the rickety stairs toward the soft flutterings and cooings above. He began his shrill yapping, and soon the members of the tet saw the bin-rusties streaking away toward less populated areas of Mid-World. Although, if Roland was right, Jake thought, the ones heading in the direction of the River Whye would all too soon be turned into birdsicles.
The first floor consisted of a single large room. Tables and benches had been stacked against the walls. Roland, Eddie, and Jake carried these to the glassless windows, which were mercifully small, and covered the openings. The ones on the northwest side they covered from the outside, so the wind from that direction would press them tighter rather than blow them over.
While they did this, Susannah rolled her wheelchair into the mouth of the fireplace, a thing she was able to accomplish without even ducking her head. She peered up, grasped a rusty hanging ring, and pulled it. There was a hellish skreek sound . . . a pause . . . and then a great black cloud of
soot descended on her in a flump. Her reaction was immediate, colorful, and all Detta Walker.
"Oh, kiss my ass and go to heaven!" she screamed. "You cock-knocking motherfucker, just lookit this shittin mess!"
She rolled back out, coughing and waving her hands in front of her face. The wheels of her chair left tracks in the soot. A huge pile of the stuff lay in her lap. She slapped it away in a series of hard strokes that were more like punches.
"Filthy fucking chimbly! Dirty old cunt-tunnel! You badass, sonofabitching--"
She turned and saw Jake staring at her, openmouthed and wide-eyed. Beyond him, on the stairs, Oy was doing the same thing.
"Sorry, honey," Susannah said. "I got a little carried away. Mostly I'm mad at myself. I grew up with stoves n fireplaces, and should have known better."
In a tone of deepest respect, Jake said, "You know better swears than my father. I didn't think anyone knew better swears than my father."
Eddie went to Susannah and started wiping at her face and neck. She brushed his hands away. "You're just spreadin it around. Let's go see if we can find that gook, or whatever it is. Maybe there's still water."
"There will be if God wills it," Roland said.
She swiveled to regard him with narrowed eyes. "You being smart, Roland? You don't want to be smart while I'm sittin here like Missus Tarbaby."
"No, sai, never think it," Roland said, but there was the tiniest twitch at the left corner of his mouth. "Eddie, see if you can find gook-water so Susannah can clean herself. Jake and I will begin gathering wood. We'll need you to help us as soon as you can. I hope our friend Bix has made it to his side of the river, because I think time is shorter than he guessed."
12
The town well was on the other side of the meeting hall, in what Eddie thought might once have been the town common. The rope hanging from the crank-operated drum beneath the well's rotting cap was long gone, but that was no problem; they had a coil of good rope in their gunna.