Well, except for toilet paper. She’s going to flip her lid when we get home and sees it’s turned under. My chest rumbles with laughter.
“What?” She glares.
“Nothing.”
“Nothing, my ass. I was going to tell you I love you, but now I’m not going to. You have something up your sleeve.” Her eyes narrow even tighter until they are little slits.
“Oh, it’s nothing.” I shrug.
“You changed the toilet paper, didn’t you?”
“I don’t know what you are talking about.”
“It’s ridiculous,” she mutters and holds the baby closer. “You keep that shit up, and you’ll only be seeing my boobs from across the room.”
“Fine.” I throw my hands in the air. “I’ll change it back.” I’m not about to miss out on her perfect round globes.
Leah was right – pregnancy tits are fucking hot. I’ve got to see more of them before the baby drains them dry. I glare at the sweet, innocent angel who’s going to steal all my boob time.
She winks. “Quit pouting. I’m never going to stop wanting your hard – “
“Well, this is disturbing.” Leah breezes into the room with the rest of our siblings and spouses in tow. “We walk in, and they’re already talking about sex. Damn, girl. I think I waited at least two or three days before I was missing Aaron’s dick.”
“Hey.” She grins and raises the baby for Leah to take. “I can’t help it. Your brother is one hot piece of ass.”
“Thank you.” I nod at her and return her smile.
As everyone talks at once, I lean against the wall and take it all in. Nicole and Lucas’ baby was born a couple of weeks ago, which makes our baby the youngest of all the cousins. Although, I don’t suspect any of us are done adding to our brood. I’m one lucky son of a bitch.