Haley
Ten years
I can’t believe it. We’ve been together for a decade, and I’m almost thirty. Two years and my twenties are gone. Although Eli just laughs because he thinks I’m crazy beautiful and I’ll never get old to him.
“Wife, where are you?” he calls out from the hallway, outside his home office.
“Pretending to be a good assistant in your office,” I reply, filing some documents in the cabinets behind his desk.
“Hales, haven’t we learned a long time ago that you make a terrible assistant for me?”
“No, we learned that you’d make a horrible boss for me. I can be given an assignment and complete it effortlessly as long as you’re not trying to stick your dick inside of me.”
“Fair point. Anyway, I came in here to see if you wanted to join us for some ice cream.”
“Um…like when have I ever turned down ice cream?”
“Exactly what Stephanie said, but Laura said you were trying to watch your figure.” He scowls at me, glaring is more like it, crossing his arms with more attitude than I’m used to from him.
“I didn’t…” He raises his brow because he knows that I’m about to lie.
“Mrs. Haley Beth Callahan…are you about to lie to me?”
“Okay. I might have said that I need to watch what I eat. I’m getting a little thick around the middle, but…”
“You’re pregnant, woman.”
“You know?”
“I took a big guess. You haven’t had your period and I’ve been trying to knock you up every chance I get. Your breasts ache anytime I touch them and you’ve been getting very sick for the past week the second you wake up.”
“Well, I only found out two hours ago, so I thought I was getting fat.”
“I think you’re sexy either way, wife. So baby or no baby, I want to fuck your brains out as soon as we wake up, all day I’m in the office, and the second I get home from the office. I live to worship you. So now enough with filing and get your cute ass ready to go get some ice cream or our four kids will start revolting.”
“Just don’t go snarling at the men at the ice cream shop this time.”
“I’ll try, but I make no guarantees with a wife so sexy.”
“I love you, Eli.”
“I love you, Hales.”
THE END