Napoleon tilted it forward and showed them the contents. There were burnt fragments of newspaper at the bottom and a pile of melted misshapen plastic water bottles on top. There were still a few glowing red embers left, but that was all that remained of the towering inferno they had all imagined.
They wandered as a group into the empty dining room and looked at the long table where they’d shared their silent meals. Grey morning light filled the room. Magpies warbled and a kookaburra laughed its liquid laugh. The dawn chorus had never sounded so lyrical. Life felt exquisitely ordinary.
‘We should find a phone,’ said Heather. ‘Call the police.’
‘We should just leave,’ said Ben. ‘Find our cars and get the hell out of here.’
Nobody did anything.
Carmel pulled out a chair and sat down, her elbows on the table. She felt the same shocked sense of ecstatic relief as she had just after giving birth. All that shouting of instructions. All that fear. All that fuss. Over and out.
‘Do you think anyone is here in the house at all?’
‘Wait. Someone is coming,’ said Lars.
Footsteps approached down the hallway.
‘Good morning!’ It was Yao. He carried a huge platter of tropical fruit. He looked tired, but otherwise in perfect health. ‘Please take your seats. We have a delicious breakfast prepared for you!’ He placed the platter on the table.
Wow, thought Carmel. He’s going to pretend everything is normal.
Zoe burst into tears. ‘We thought you were dead!’
Yao’s smile wavered. ‘Dead? Why would you think I was dead?’
‘You looked pretty out of it, mate,’ said Tony.
‘We had to play a game called “Death Row,”’ Frances told him, from an armchair by the door. She looked just like one of Carmel’s daughters telling tales about her sibling. ‘It was a horrible game . . .’ Her voice trailed off.
Yao straightened a bunch of purple grapes that was slipping off the side of the platter. He frowned.
Carmel took up the slack. ‘We had to pretend to be lawyers.’ She remembered that exhilarating moment when she’d spouted all that meaningless jargon that was nevertheless so meaningful to Masha. It had been terrifying but also wonderful. Like a fairground ride that had flipped her upside down and then round and round. ‘We had to argue for a stay of execution. I defended . . . Zoe.’
As she spoke she realised how farcical it sounded. It was so obviously all just a game. Why had they taken it so seriously? If they told the police about it, they would surely just laugh.
‘And then she never even let us complete the activity,’ complained Jessica.
‘Yes, I was quite looking forward to my turn,’ said Frances.
‘You were not,’ said Heather.
Carmel took a single grape from the fruit platter, even though she didn’t feel especially hungry. She must have gone beyond hunger. She bit straight through the centre of the grape. Oh my God, she thought, as the juice exploded in her mouth. She shuddered with gratitude. It was like all the cells of her body reacted to this tiny sustenance. She felt like she was close to some amazingly complex yet breathtakingly simple revelation about the true precious beauty of food. Food wasn’t the enemy. Food gave her life.
‘I know some of last night’s activities might have seemed . . . unusual,’ said Yao. He was a little hoarse but you had to admire him. He was continuing to play his violin as the Titanic sank beneath the sea. ‘But everything that happened was designed for your personal growth.’
‘Cut the shit, Yao,’ said Lars. ‘You must know it’s all over. We can’t let anyone else go through what we went through last night.’
‘We have to close you down, mate,’ said Tony.
‘That boss of yours has to go straight to a secure psychiatric ward,’ said Heather.
‘I will not be going to any ward,’ said Masha.
Carmel’s heart leaped in her chest.
Masha stood in the doorway of the dining room wearing a Hillary Clinton-style red pantsuit that looked ten years out of date and three sizes too big for her. ‘I’m going back to work.’
‘She’s still flying high as a kite,’ said Ben.