That was a Pro baller.
That was a Super Bowl champion.
That was the fastest running back in the NFL league in his rookie days, blah blah blah, weren’t we all fabulous at one point?
“That was…” My sister can hardly find the words, putting her face in her hands. “That was Skip Jennings.”
They call him The Skip because when he would make a touchdown, he would hop through the end zone as if he were being skipped across water—
Skipper.
“I know who Skip Jennings is, Penelope. What was he doing in my house?”
The End