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Darren: We have plenty to talk about

Me: We do not

Darren: Sandy, don’t be difficult

“Difficult?” I muttered. “I’ll show you difficult, you motherfucker.”

“Did you say something?” Corey asked.

“Just talking to myself.”

“About?”

“Feminism.”

“Ah,” Corey said. “Because you’re the consummate feminist, after all.”

“Exactly.”

“Who are you texting?”

“I’m not. I’m ironing.”

“Your phone is literally in your hand right now.”

“Fine. Feminist friends.”

“So. Darren, then.”

“I have no idea what you mean. Watch your renovation porn.”

Me: I’m not difficult. I just don’t know what we possibly have to discuss

Darren: Humor me

Me: That doesn’t sound like something I’d do

Darren: Sandy

Me: Darren

Darren: You’re so fucking annoying

Me: Yeah, that’ll get me to do what you want

Darren: Look, I’ll just see you before your show. We’ll talk then

Me: What. Darren. No

Darren: Good night, Sandy ;)

Me: DARREN. WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME WINKIE FACE

Me: DARREN! GODDAMMIT

“That fucking bitch-ass whore,” I snarled at my phone.

“Feminist friends?” Corey asked.


Tags: T.J. Klune At First Sight Romance