The only part that sucks is how I had to sneak out early this morning so I wouldn’t run into Chrissy. Imagine how screwed up that would be. Her, creeping into the house after a night of no-holds-barred sex, while I’m creeping out of the house after enjoying the same thing with her dad. Her DAD! Holy shit! I spent all night having sex with my best friend’s dad.
In some weird cosmic karma, at that moment my phone rings and I frown when I see that it’s none other than the woman of the moment, Chrissy herself. I blow out a deep breath and make sure I smile for the video call, but inside my nerves are jangling.
“Hey girl,” I greet in a cheerful tone. “What’s up?”
My friend’s pretty features are penitent.
“Oh my gosh, Dani, I’m so sorry. Dad told me you showed up for our girls’ night last night, but I completed spaced and wasn’t home. You know that I’ve been dating Mack and I guess I just got all excited about seeing him because … well, you know … and I totally forgot I already had plans.”
Her curls dance around her face as she talks animatedly, even as she apologizes. I swear, everything about Chrissy is so happy and positive, even when she clearly feels guilty, and my heart melts. It’s fine that she went out with Mack because it gave me the opportunity to spend quality time with her father, although of course she’d probably die if she found out.
“It’s okay, Chris,” I say with a forgiving smile. “Really. I know that you’ve been wanting to do that with Mack for a while. How was it, by the way?”
My friend’s eyes go wide and a naughty smile crosses her face.
“Well, I have to say it was a little awkward at first. I mean, we’ve talked about doing anal, but it’s not the same when you actually do it, you know? So we went out and got a huge tube of lube, but it was the wrong kind, so then we had to go back to the drugstore and get another tube. Then, I was nervous and all tight and stuff, even with the ointment, so it took him forty-five minutes to work it into my behind! Can you believe it? But it felt soooo good once it was in, Dani. I’m now a huge fan,” she says with a wink.
I chuckle silently because it took Hunter how long to get into my backside? Maybe a minute? Oh yeah, I wanted it bad and we didn’t even need any artificial lube. Instead, he used the moisture from my pussy and that was enough to slide all the way in deep.
But I feign shock.
“Wow, forty-five minutes? Well, I’ve heard of it taking longer, especially if it’s your first time.”
“It was,” Chrissy agrees with a serious expression. “But I definitely want to do it again. I’ve heard there’s a special lube that’s especially thick, so it’s good for back door action. I’m going to have to Google the name again because I can’t remember it right now. But sorry!” she exclaims once more. “I didn’t mean to forget about our girls’ night. What did you end up doing instead? I know you stopped by the house, but did you get out at all?”
I nod and fib a bit, relieved that Hunter didn’t mention our escapade.
“No, I just came home and watched a movie and relaxed. It was totally fine, and it was nice to veg out for a change. Life has been so busy lately.”
My friend nods, her curls bobbing.
“Oh yeah of course, because you’ve been taking extra shifts at Frosty Freeze right?” But then my buddy’s eyes narrow on screen when she notices my background. “Wait a minute, are you in the bathtub right now? Oh my God, have you no shame?”
I laugh and pick up a big bubble cloud before blowing it at my friend.
“Yes, but I’ve got plenty of bubbles in here to keep all my private bits covered up, so you don’t have to worry about seeing anything naughty. Besides, a bath is benign. I could be on the toilet or something! You know there are disgusting people out there who talk on the phone while doing number two.”
Chrissy rolls her eyes, laughing. “Oh my God, you’re so right.”
I smile. “Yes, I definitely am. Besides, this bubble bath is the perfect follow up to my night-in last night. It was amazing to rest for a change, and a movie was exactly what I needed to recover.”
Hopefully Chrissy won’t ask what movie I watched, but my friend merely bobs her head.
“Oh good, because I was afraid you’d be mad. All my dad would say was you came by and that I missed you. I tried asking him if you seemed upset, but he just shrugged and said, ‘How am I supposed to know? It’s not like we stopped to talk about her feelings, Chrissy.’ I swear, men are so impossible. I mean, I know Hunter’s my father and all that, but still. When you try to get any information out of him, it’s like squeezing blood out of a rock.”