“I’ve already got Rory and Violet on it. We should have something by bedtime.”
I nodded and glanced out the back door just to make sure the new rabbit truly was being welcomed into the fold. It took me a moment to find her. The black spots were the only thing that distinguished her from Snowball, and they weren’t huge spots. When I finally found her, I shook my head.
“Baby, you did make sure this one is a female, right? Or at least a neutered male?” I asked as I watched the new rabbit finish humping Snowball only to start on Hazel next. Christopher’s silence spoke volumes.
“Christopher?” I repeated as I pulled my eyes from the debauchery happening in the backyard to my soon-to-be husband.
“Um, what?” Christopher hedged as he began sidling away from me. I opened my mouth to tell him to stay put because I would likely need his help ending the bunny orgy, but then he flashed me another shot of his underwear… this time from behind.
“You’re finding all the babies homes,” I declared right before I slammed the door to the backyard shut and hightailed it after my man. I followed his laughter all the way up the stairs.
Damn, it was good to have him home.
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The End