Like the set in a movie she'd seen as a little girl, sitting next to her father--My Fair Lady. Kelly would sit in the parlor like Rex Harrison, in front of the fire, and drink tea. He would take small sips (a cup of tea lasted forever in English movies) and read a newspaper that didn't have any comics.
She felt uncomfortable, embarrassed for him. Almost wished that she hadn't come.
Rune walked closer to the building. A three-legged chair lay on its side in the bare-dirt garden outside the front stairs. A bicycle frame was fastened with a Kryptonite lock to a no-parking sign. The wheels, chain, and handlebars had been stolen.
Who else lived in the building? she wondered. Elderly people, she supposed. There were a lot of retirees around there. She herself would rather spend her final years there than in Tampa or San Diego.
But how had they happened to end up there? she wondered.
There'd be a million answers.
Them's the breaks....
The building just across the alley from Mr. Kelly's was much nicer, painted, clean, a fancy security gate on the front door. A blond woman in an expensive pink jogger's outfit and fancy running shoes pushed out the doorway and stepped into the alley. She started her stretching exercises. She was pretty and looked disgustingly pert and professional.
Save our neighborhood...
Rune continued to the front stairs of Mr. Kelly's building. An idea occurred to her. She'd pick up the tape but instead of going back to the store she'd take a few hours off. She and Mr. Kelly could go have an adventure.
She'd take him for a long walk beside the Hudson.
"Let's look for sea monsters!" she'd suggest.
And she had this weird idea that he'd play along. There was something about him that made her think they were similar. He was ... well, mysterious. There was nothing literal about him--being unliteral was Rune's highest compliment.
She walked into the entryway of his building. Beneath the filth and cobwebs she noticed elaborate mosaic tiles, brass fixtures, carved mahogany trim. If it were scrubbed up and painted, she thought, this'd be a totally excellent place....
She pushed the buzzer to 2B.
That'd be a fun job, she thought. Finding junky old buildings and fixing them up. But people did that for a living, of course. Rich people. Even places like this could cost hundreds of thousands. Anyway, she'd want to paint murals of fairy tales on the walls and decorate the place with stuffed animals and put magical gardens in all the apartments. She supposed there wasn't much of a market for that kind of look.
The intercom crackled. There was a pause. Then a voice said, "Yes?"
"Mr. Kelly?"
"Who is it?" the staticky voice asked.
"Here's Johnnyyyyyyy," she said, trying to impersonate Jack Nicholson in The Shining. She and Mr. Kelly had talked about horror films. He seemed to know a lot about movies and they'd joked about how scary the Kubrick film was even though it was so brightly lit.
But apparently he didn't remember. "Who?"
She was disappointed that he didn't get it.
"It's Rune. You know--from Washington Square Video. I'm here to pick up the tape."
Silence.
"Hello?" she called.
Static again. "I'll be there in a minute."
"Is this Mr. Kelly?" The voice didn't sound quite right. Maybe it wasn't him. Maybe he had a visitor.
"A minute."
"I can come up."
A pause.