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“You were busy shaking your ass most of the night.”

“The more you shake your ass, the looser your pants. Plus, fun!”

Eve’s communicator signaled. She saw Dispatch on the readout. “Fun’s over.”

* * *

Within twenty minutes, Eve stood with Peabody over the body crumpled on the second floor landing of a multitenant building. From the looks of it, the building had once been a warehouse, now converted to apartments. Working-class, primarily, and was, in Eve’s estimation, decently maintained and poorly secured.

Neighbors identified the dead guy as Stuart Adler, apartment 305. With the uniforms keeping those neighbors back, Eve crouched down to confirm ID with her pad.

“Victim is confirmed as Adler, Stuart, age thirty-eight, of this address. Single. Divorced, no offspri

ng. Got some bumps here for drunk and disorderly, public drunkenness. Two rounds of mandatory rehab, and since it’s not yet nine A.M. and I can smell the booze on him, that didn’t stick.”

His eyes, pale blue and shot with blood, stared up at her as she examined the body. “Neck’s broken. From the head wound, the blood spatter, it looks like he took a hard fall down the steps. Then add the knife still sticking out of his abdomen.”

“Stick him,” Peabody suggested, “give him a good push. Down he goes. Except…”

“Yeah, except. The sticking—with an open pocketknife—came after the fall or there’d be more blood from the gut wound. Not much of a blade, not much of a gut wound.”

“Gary did it!” somebody shouted from above.

“What? Are you crazy?”

At the sounds of a scuffle, Eve straightened. “Stay with the body,” she told Peabody. “See if you can lift any prints off the knife. And bag that apple in the corner.”

She went up the stairs, where a half dozen people were shouting at each other.

“Knock it off!” She jabbed a warning finger toward a woman with wild eyes and a helmet of hair that even the bluster of March wind wouldn’t move. “Who’s Gary?”

“I’m Gary.” The man who raised his hand had a small beard, a shock of brown hair tipped gold at the ends. He wore a tweed jacket with a loosened tie and his shirt unbuttoned at the neck. “Gary Phizer. 304. Across the hall from … from Stuart. I called the police. I called them. I was leaving for school—I’m a teacher—and I saw him. I ran down to him, but I could see…”

“You were fighting last night!” Helmet Hair glared at Gary. “You threatened to break his neck.”

“I threatened to break his screen, Mildred, if he didn’t turn down the volume. He was drunk, again,” he said to Eve. “And he had some vid on—a lot of shouting, crashing, whatever. I live right across the hall. It was two in the damn morning when we got into it. I’d already asked him twice. He’d turn it down, then turn it up again. I was just trying to get some sleep.”

“You had an altercation.”

Nervously now, Gary shifted. “Well … I guess. He took a swing at me. He missed, and nearly fell over. And, okay, I nearly punched him, and I’ve never punched anybody in my life. But he was drunk and stupid. Yeah, I was pissed off, so we had some words. I told him if he didn’t turn the screen down, I’d get a damn hammer and break it to pieces.”

“You didn’t think to call the police about the noise?”

Now he sighed. “I have before—and I’m not the only one. What’re they going to do? They tell him to turn it down, he turns it down, maybe keeps it down a few days. Then he gets drunk again, and around and around we go.”

“That’s the truth.” A woman, still in her pajamas, jiggled a baby. “My husband and I finally ended up soundproofing the wall. We’re in 303. When Stu fell off the wagon—which was at least once a week—he got obnoxious. Gary didn’t kill anybody, Mildred, and you know it. Any more than my Rolo did, and Rolo had plenty of words with Stu about the noise before we gave it up and soundproofed that wall.”

She wagged the finger of her free hand at Mildred Helmet Hair. “So did you, Mildred, and the rest of us. So did the family in the apartment below his because he’d stomp around half the night when he was drinking. Or he’d crash into things. Didn’t you have to call the MTs, Mildred, just last month when you heard a crash and found him sprawled out right here in the hall? Tripped,” she told Eve, “broke his nose that time. Either knocked himself unconscious or passed out from the drink.”

Mildred crossed her arms over prodigious breasts. “I’m not saying he wasn’t a drunken idiot, but he didn’t stab himself in the belly.”

“Or he did,” Eve countered. “Peabody! Bring up that apple.”

Peabody brought up the evidence bag holding a sad-looking apple going sickly brown where the peel dangled away from the fruit.

“Did Gary like apples?”

Mildred’s wild eyes teared up. “‘Apple a day.’ That’s what he’d say. He liked to peel them, try to get the peel off in one run. Said it was good luck if you did.”


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