Maybe she could hire someone (not Summerset) to finish wrapping Roarke’s stuff. It wasn’t really cheating if she paid. People did it all the time, didn’t they?
In fact, how did she know Roarke personally, physically wrapped up whatever he got her?
Stewing over it, she marched into the bedroom where Roarke stood pulling on a steel-gray sweater.
“Do you wrap my gifts yourself?”
He finished pulling on the sweater, shook back his hair, eyed her. “Isn’t that what elves are for? Why would I put good, enterprising elves out of work?”
“That’s right.” She jabbed a finger at him. “That’s fucking A right!”
“I’m glad we agree.”
“Where do you get the elves?”
“Each must find one’s own.” He walked over, caught her face in his hands, kissed her. “Hello, Lieutenant.”
“Yeah, hey. Let me ask you something else.”
“I’m here to serve.”
“What’s the first thing you’d do if you found out I’d cheated on you with . . . an elf. A sexy, buff elf.”
“The first thing?”
“Yeah, go with the gut.”
“I’d toss you out on your ear, naked as I’d have burned all your clothes along with the rest of your belongings.”
Reasonable, she thought.
“What if things were reversed, financially, and the big bulk of the dough was mine.”
He flicked a finger over the dent in her chin. “What difference does that make? You’d be naked on the street, weeping as you begged for forgiveness that would never come.”
“Harsh, but fair.”
Amusement lived in those wild blue eyes, but she seriously wanted that gut instinct.
“Okay. What if you found out I’d been duped, slipped an illegal so the elf could bang me without my consent, but without my objection as I was under the influence?”
“I would beat the elf into elfin ooze immediately and mercilessly, then . . . acid, I believe,” he said after a moment’s thought. “Acid would be the final touch, poured liberally over the ooze.”
“Nice. With your fists—the beating into ooze part?”
“Do I love you?”
“Yeah, you do.” She gave his chest a light punch. “Sap.”
“Then it has to be my fists. He put his hands on you. Mine have to be on him.”
“Yeah. Yeah.” She sat, pulled off her boots. “Yeah. They love each other.”
“Who are they?”
“The Schuberts—Martella and Lance. The vic dosed her, and he’s on my list. But he’s down the bottom because, yeah, I think he’d have confronted Ziegler if he’d known. I think he’d have hunted him down like a sick dog, and I think he’d have gotten physical. But not the grab-a-blunt-object physical. If he’d known she’d rolled with Ziegler, whether or not he’d known about the date-rape drug—he’d have used his fists. That’s how he strikes me. Still, I have to consider.”
She got up to dig out thick socks. “She’s the sister of another of Ziegler’s marks—though the sister—Natasha Quigley—was willing, and paid for sex. I don’t like the husband—Quigley’s. He’s got a wussy, entitled thing that rubs me wrong. I can’t tell if it’s just that or if he’s sending off bells. But I want a good dig on his financials.”