“Lay it down.”
“If you and Leonardo were having problems in bed—”
“Bite your tongue in three sections and swallow it!”
“Just hear me out. If you were, and it got sticky.”
“It wouldn’t get sticky in bed if we were having problems there.”
“Ha. Serious. If it got serious, would you tell me?”
“Affirmative.” The purple eyes registered quick worry. “You and Roarke aren’t—”
“No. Second part of the question. If you started going to an LC—”
“Can it be a really frosty one? Can it be two frosty ones, with really big wanks?”
“Solid ice, mongo wanks. If you did that, you’d tell me about it.”
“Dallas, if I was doing it with a pro, you couldn’t shut me up. Which you’d want to because you wouldn’t want to hear how they licked warm, melted chocolate off my—”
“No, I wouldn’t.”
“But since my big, cuddly bear already does that, and his wank is mucho mongo, I wouldn’t need the LC.”
“Okay.” Eve turned when she heard Mira’s door open. And staring, quickly ended the call. “Thanks. Later. Hey, Charles, small world.”
She might have bashed him with a brick. His expression jumped from shock to disbelief and ended on flustered. “I’ve heard people call New York a small town,” he managed. “I guess this is what they mean. I was just…Well.”
“Eve.” With a warm and welcoming smile on her pretty face, Mira stepped beside Charles. “I’m sorry I kept you waiting. Come right in. Charles, always a pleasure.”
“Thank you. I’ll…” He gestured without any of his usual style. “Let you get to work.”
Over her shoulder, Eve watched him stride rapidly away as she moved into Mira’s office. “What’s all that about?”
“Have a seat. We’ll have some tea.”
While Eve frowned, Mira moved with her usual graceful efficiency between the two scoop chairs to the AutoChef to order the flowery tea she seemed to live on. Her hair, a cannily highlighted sable, swung smoothly around her patient face, setting off her calm blue eyes. Her suit, a warm and dull gold today, showed off good legs.
“Since you don’t have a hair out of place, I’m guessing he didn’t drop by to bang you.”
Mira set delicate cups on the table between the chairs, and laughed with delight. “Wouldn’t that have been interesting? Because it is, I have no intention of confirming or denying.” She sat, crossed her legs smoothly, studied Eve’s face. “You’re annoyed because two of your friends have some private business they’re not
inclined to share with you.”
“I’m not annoyed.” Irked, Eve decided, maybe she was a little irked. “The vic’s wife is one of Charles’s clients, and I interviewed him regarding that this morning, so—”
“I’ll tell you that what Charles and I discussed has nothing whatsoever to do with your investigation. Now, about your investigation—”
“Is he in trouble?”
Mira’s eyes softened. “No, Charles isn’t in trouble. He has a lot on his mind at the moment.”
“So he keeps saying,” Eve replied, and dropped into a chair. “People are too much damn work.”
“They certainly can be.”
“I could find out. It’s my damn job to find things out.”