stole a slice of his. “That had to chap her thighs. Then there’s the fact she’s the anti-me.”
“Sorry? The what again?”
Shaking her head, Eve ate the bacon. “That’s too complicated to explain. Forget that. But after you turned down the offer to see her tits—”
“She has very nice ones, as I recall.”
“You’d better shut up.” And when he grinned, Eve felt warm all over. “So, when you turned down her generous offer, what did she do?”
“Stanched her bitter disappointment with a vodka martini.”
“No. Jesus. She bounced to me, gave me a couple of good jabs. Ended with the vid. Mavis said—”
“Mavis?”
Eve toyed with what was left of her eggs. “I went by there last night. I forgot the teddy bear deal.”
“Forgot me as well.”
“No, I didn’t. I needed to see Mavis. I needed to talk to her.”
“All right.” He reached over to touch a hand to Eve’s knee. “That’s fair enough.”
“Mavis ran grifts for a long time. She wasn’t half bad either. She spotted what Magdelana was doing, where I missed it. But when Mavis pushed it in my face, I saw it, too. She set up that vid, Roarke. If you look at it again, you’ll see it. She angled toward the camera, she—Mavis called it cheating—she cheated her face so it caught her just right. It wasn’t just some wild coincidence that some schmuck caught the two of you on camera and got it on screen. She produced it.”
“Summerset said the same, and I blew him off. Even though a part of me thought, Well and sure she did. I blew him off.”
“She wants you back.” Eve took a vicious stab at her eggs because even knowing what she knew, having what she had, that was a pisser. “She’s been through a couple of rich guys, got herself a nice cushion. But you. You’re the grand prize, and she miscalculated before. Ditched you for the bird in the hand. Now you’re…What’s a really big bird?”
“An ostrich?”
“Yeah, but that doesn’t sound right. Anyway, you’re the bird in the big-ass shiny gold nest, and she wants to cozy in with you. Just got to get me out of the way. Maybe see if you can pick up where you left off first…”
“As I said, she may have intimated that possibility, which I, being a faithful husband, nipped even before the bud. And yes,” he added with a nod, “after which, she went to see you, test the ground, make you wonder. It was well played all in all, and caused considerable trouble and grief. Still, I’d made it very clear, I promise you, that you and I were a unit. And committed to being one.”
“She might have figured she could, eventually, convince you otherwise. And in the meantime, she gets to cause trouble and grief. It’s pretty much no lose for her.”
“Yes,” he replied, “that would amuse her. She’s bored by the ordinary, or what she perceives as the ordinary.”
Outlasted the terms of the prenups in both cases, she’d said.
“Marriage would be a means to an end, even a toy.”
“How can I make this work for me?” Eve suggested. “Or failing that, just break it.”
“I’m sorry. Sorry I didn’t see through it.”
“She miscalculated,” Eve said and took his hand.
He linked his fingers with hers. “That she did.”
“I still want to kick her ass.”
“Would it be unseemly if I wanted to watch?”
“Men always want to watch. The problem is, if we make anything of all this, it’s just slop for the gossip pigs. It’s going to have to be enough to know ignoring it pisses her off. Let’s just be done with her.”
“Agreed.”