Alexis: But I'm on vaca and it’s so much funner!
Tia: Alexis…
Alexis: I know…. :(
Tia: Well, if you had listened to me, you'd know that If you go past Tulum, like I said, there is a nude beach?
Alexis: (perking up) huh? Serious?
Tia: And let’s just say that they’re packing…how do you say it…12 inches?
Alexis: OMG! That’s why you told me to head to the pyramids?! I’m so there! Heading to the bus now!
Tia: Let that be a lesson! Always listen to your Work Mom!
To celebrate my WorkMom, just drop a reply back to me saying #WorkMom.
Hugs and kisses and lots of love,
Alexis
Slutting It Up
Oops. I Did It Again.
I swear to God I can't get Britney out of my head. Because after several days of not hearing back from WineBar, I kinda let my hormones do the talking for me. Or at least the screwing.
I dunno what's going on with him. Firstly, he hasn't called or texted me back since he and I spoke on FaceTime.
Second, I have texted him a few times. Just to draw him out. But no response. For whatever reason, this guy has gone dark on me. He's stopped answering everything.
I'm sorry. But you don't get so busy so fast that you can't even respond to one text message? With maybe even just a smiley face? It's not that hard?? Right???
Add to the fact that after not getting some for a few days, I'm really really really REALLY uhmm....horny?
My Naughty Angels who I talked to were like just cool it. Take a cold shower. Do something else to get your mind off. But sorry, my occupation is to write about love and sex. And everything I do reminds me of the fact that I'm not getting any.
So Thursday, I went out. No Mom. No Dad. No friends. Dressed in my black fuck me boots and wearing the tightest and most eye-catching Dolce dress that I have. Boobs literally spilling out. And I headed to a bar downtown - Foley's.
I'm from the city. I'm a city girl. Versed in the ways of seduction. It literally took me 10 minutes and one Cosmo to find the guy that I settled on for the evening. Spent the evening making sure he wasn't a weirdo. Made sure I had condoms in my purse. He's a doctor at the hospital that my Mom works at (go figure?). Single. No kids.
It was a foregone conclusion this guy was taking me back. Cock, not as big as WineBar and WineBar has better abs, but DoctorDick knew how to use what God gave him. And he took me to paradise. Plenty of times. Enough to satisfy me at the end and leave me panting.
I went home around 3 am. Snuck in like I used to back in high school. Lay down on the bed. And wondered whether I should feel happy or sad.
Hugs and kisses and lots of love,
Alexis
To Ho or Not to Ho?
OMG! You wanna know something? At first I was kinda worried that I would get back like horrible backlash from the NL because of what I did with DoctorDick from #TeamWineBar…..but not so.
Like honestly, I felt like such a ho kinda and I was talking to Mischief Angel about this like am I in the wrong? Its not like I’m exclusive to WineBar and he’s not answering me, so I shouldn’t feel bad, right that I had THE TIME OF MY LIFE shucking myself on DoctorDick’s uhm..dick the other night?
She’s like no if you’re feeling good about your time with him, that’s okay. But I wanna know what you guys think because Sunday is my day to read and reflect on the week (and the sex I had which was like OMG so good) so I have the next survey!
Even if you are TeamWineBar, am I ho for wanting to climb DoctorDick’s cock?