It went something like this.
I got in an Uber to go meet him at the Cliff House. We had dinner and talked and the reason he didn't call me was actually because he was travelling for work and was in London. I think a few of you were even telling me that - like dude what if he's travelling for work since he's in Finance and all.
So, that was his excuse and he even showed me pictures from London so I guess that's the truth.
So I followed him out and we went to the InterContinental Mark Hopkins on top of Union Square where we had some drinks and he put me in his arms and we did the tango. Like literally, the guy knows how to dance.
So I'm all grinding on his leg and I can feel my panties getting wet and I'm ready to get down to business but instead we end up at the 500 Club where we have more PBR. I mean, I'm wear
ing Fendi and my shoes are Christian Louboutin and he's got on D&G (I peeked at the tag on his coat!) but we're just drinking PBR and doing shots at a dive bar which was amazing.
Then we got bacon wrapped hot dogs around 1 am and I want his sausage. But he only gives me his tongue :(
My internal dialog on this:
Nice Alexis: I mean, I'm happy that he respected me enough to leave it at that and we had a nice, normal convo.
Naughty Alexis: Whhyyyyyy did he not just bang me.
Nice Alexis: But I guess normal ppl don't do that on a first date?
Naughty Alexis: But I had La Perla on :(
Hugs and kisses and lots of love!
Alexis
Gonna Go Hang Out For a BBQ
So I'm just gonna go meet some of WineBar's friends
And then when I come back I'll tell you what happened to me two days ago when I went for a run.
How I met another guy, so there might be 3 guys in the rotation.
But I'm not gonna tell you his name yet because I'm still living in the delicious moments that you feel after meeting a guy.
Besides, we should all be focused on WineBar right now, because it's his barbecue that I'm going to. I'm taking a bottle of Grey Goose lol.
But the weirdest thing. I mean I was gonna talk about Jogger (dammit I gave up the name) on today's NL but then earlier today WineBar called.
"Hey," he said.
"Hiiiiii," I replied back, and since it was just me in my kitchen talking to him I sorta touched myself because I was thinking of like all the dirty things he did to me last time ya know?
"Just gotta ask if you're gonna be coming today?" he asked me.
"Yup. Around 5 pm, right?" I replied back. No way I was gonna miss this barbecue.
"Yeah, hey listen, what are you gonna be wearing?" he asked me.
"Why?" I asked back. "What's wrong?"
Pause.
"Well, are you gonna wear anything really sexy?" he asked me. "Just because there's gonna be like kids and shit there."
Oh my God. So now I dress too sexy for kids?