Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,
Alexis Angel
Kuta Cowboy
If you win both, you could probably buy yourself something pretty hot in an auction. Like the one time I went to Bali and got myself a Kuta Cowboy. Kuta is an area of Bali with beautiful beaches. And a Kuta Cowboy is basically a guy that trolls for women on the beach.
So I found one and he carried my bags all day, rubbed lotion on me when I laid out on the beach, gave me orgasms when I wanted, cooked me dinner, ate me out, like all the things a man should do. It was really fun and he was really sweet and with the exchange rate his "personal concierge services" which he advertised at were like very affordable.
And no, he did not stick it in me. I was like uh uh. Not even with like 4 condoms will I go that far. But a finger or tongue? Yeah for sure. I think the whole cost came out to about $250 for the whole week so thats why it was so cheap, but with the exchange rate in Bali that's a lot of money for the people there. Like basically this guy didn't work again for the next three months because he just hit the jackpot with me. To put it into perspective, the Indonesian Rupiah (their currency) vs. the US Dollar is like 12,000,000 Rupiah to 1 USD. That's right. 12 million.
So what's 250 times 12 million?
A whole hell of a lotta money. So I mean I still went to bars and got picked up by guys, but nothing like waking up to a man who picks you up from bed and deposits you into a marble bathtub while he bathes you in rose water. Yeah, after one day I was like no I can do it myself. But I did like him having breakfast ready for me and if I had a guy over the night before not being all jealous like WineBar.
Oh yeah, WineBar and Freeway. So there is stuff happening there. But I'll save it for the next NL. Because I really need to figure out what to do.
Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,
Alexis Angel
The Alexis Angle
That's right. I invented a sex position!
Yup!. Last night, I came up with a new sex position. I call it the Alexis Angle. LOL. I love it and hope it takes off.
It’s really simple. I’s like doggiestyle, except one leg is over his shoulder and the other knee is supporting you being on all fours. Well actually all three.
I dunno if it’s already been done and categorized as a sex position, but I’m calling it the Alexis Angle. That’s right, I didn’t spell wrong. It’s not Alexis A-N-G-E-L. But Alexis A-N-G-L-E!
Because your whole body is at an angle, get it?
What it allows I found after lots of hard research (haha) was that it lets the guy stick his cock in deeper and stimulate your G-spot more. I think I came like a buncha times just because doggie is usually my favorite position and his cock was just doing a number on me.
Oh, who was it?
WineBar.
That’s right. He came back from Vegas from his bachelor party.
The last coupla days you guys have been like telling me omg WineBar seems kinda possessive. Don’t give him the time of day. You never know.
The thing is, both Freeway and WineBar are possessive.
But, WineBar came back from Vegas and dropped me a text. But he wasn’t like, hey can I come over. He was just like, hey you asked me to tell
you when I landed and I just did. Hope you had a good weekend.
IT was so distant, that’s what immediately gets me all wet. Like how dare you not wanna screw me as soon as you land?
But even when I tried to goad him into sexting, nope. Nothing. At this point, my snapchat fingers are starting to get itchy and I’m thinking do I just pull up the shirt and show him a boob? Because when in doubt, just show more boob is what I’ve always seen get me out of spots – like traffic tickets, waiting in line, etc.
But no, I stopped myself. I wasn’t gonna go crazy over WineBar. Not when Freeway was still a consideration.
“Would you like to have dinner?” he texted.
Boom. That’s all I needed.