So rather than tell him about you know filling holes with 12 inches of lust muscle, I opened my phone and showed him 12 Inches.
Yeah, so he hasn't called back yet. I think it's time to move on to next guy. I'm with the parental units for Easter, but Match#2 is actually in the same neighborhood for Easter and we've been texting and I might hang out with him Monday before going home Tuesday.
Oh, check out my new video trailer for Dirty Lil' Angels below! And be sure to catch the new Mona Cox - its a collaboration between Jess Bentley and me. Its basically about a girl going through life kinda like what I basically talked about above lol.
Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,
Alexis
Parting the Red Sea
I wish I could like part the Red Sea. That was pretty cool!
We used to watch the Ten Commandments like every year when I was growing up right before Easter so yesterday it was a great thing to be able to go back and watch it with my parents. I'm talking about the Charlton Heston one.
Although, I gotta say, I get pretty pissed off when Moses goes to the mountain and everyone seems to forget in like ten minutes what they're supposed to be doing and start building the golden calf.
Also, I never realized this before but that was a real live frat party that they were having at the end when Moses comes back and gets mad at everyone.
All this meant that I basically ignored Match.com guy when he texted me wanting to talk. Whatever dude. You weren't confident with a strong woman at first, I dunno if you will be now. Oprah always said the first thing a woman says is usually what they're really feeling.
So today is simple. Easter Dinner and stuffs. I had a relaxing morning. Read some B.B. Hamel to get into the Easter spirit lol.
Although you know the problem with reading BB when you're at your parents house? There's no way to relieve the.....tension.
Although, they did replace the showerhead in the guest bathroom. It's portable now. Hmmm...
Men Are Like Onions
I dunno if I can ever walk again...
Usually I say that because of sex.
Today it's because of food.
I ate soooo much! OMG. I think I need to go get on the treadmill and run for like 50 miles and then get on the stairclimber for like 98 hours and then have like 100 hours of vigorous sex to work off all the food I ate oh no!
But I got your emails and ok, fine. I will give Match.com guy a chance and respond back to his texts. So many of you were like oh my God, give the guy a chance he's probably intimidated by the whole thing I figured why not. But if he doesn't try anything - like if he doesn't put his hand on my knee or cop a feel or try to squeeze something or kiss me and just shakes my hand and says goodnight - that's it, I'm walking.
The best line I heard from your responses was:
"Men are like onions, they can either really enhance a dish or stink on your hands for a week. You never know, until you peel them!!!"
I LOLLed so hard!
Anyways, I'm going to go relax for the night, and actually Michelle Love sent me this book to take a look at and it was great! Take a look if you're in food coma with me and need to sit down with something sexy. Also, grab your freebie at the bottom!
Goodnight!
Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,
Alexis
Hopes and Dreams
So much stuff to give away...
Hey babes just dropping you a message as I leave the parental units and head back. It’s really awesome because I’m gonna be on an Amtrak train and sitting near the window as the train rolls along looking out the landscape and writing. Seems kinda romantic.