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No doubt about it… I’m the luckiest girl in the world.

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The Biggest Licker Season Update

Chase: Hello and welcome to the last installment of our analysis of The Biggest Licker – the most popular reality show on TV. I’m your host, Chase Worthington.

Nadia: And I’m your co-host, Nadia Moore. And what a season, folks! What a week! It’s all over now and I think Megan finally got the Happily Ever After she’s been looking for!

Chase: That’s right. What an ending. No one – myself or anyone on the production staff – could have ever imagined that such an ingenious solution would present itself to such a bad situation.

Nadia: That’s right. Although I’m sure the studio execs weren’t that happy considering that they didn’t give her the apartment, Chase.

Chase: I mean, come on. She won $2 billion. The apartment was only worth $150 million. I think where they ended up as well is a lot nicer than One57.

Nadia: But the producers lost the spinoff opportunity with both men going with Megan, didn’t they?

Chase: I think we need to say a big thank you to the producers and a big congratulations to the happy trio of Madden and Tristan and Megan.

Nadia: I know you actually want to say fuck you to the producers. But I don’t think you can say fuck you to the producers on live TV, babe. You might get fired?

Chase: I don’t think they’ll ever find television anchors as engaging and charming as us. Plus they wouldn’t dare let us go. Not while you’re pregnant.

Nadia: Sigh. You just spilled the secret out to the millions of people that are watching.

Chase: Actually I think the number was close to 1 billion people tuned in to see the finale of The Biggest Licker.

Nadia: Wow. All those people saw how Megan basically said fuck you to the producers and the crazy situation they had set up and chose love huh?

Chase: Well, the official line is audience, that love won. Megan didn’t win. Well, I guess she did. But more than anything, love won. It’s not about who lost. It’s about who won.

Nadia: Wait, isn’t it about who lost?

Chase: No, because think about it. Everyone who in some way touched The Biggest Licker or experienced any part of it came out the winner. Even if they got just a little bit of enjoyment from it. Whether they stayed for the whole thing or part way, they won. And that’s what we want. A lot of winners.

Nadia: I know. We don’t like losers.

Chasers: So audience, thank you for following us this season. We look forward to further pleasing you in the future. This has been a Naughty Angel Production!

Nadia: Ciao, everyone! Be sure to watch out for us! We might pop in throughout other stories just to say hello!

Chase: Until next time, this is…

Voiceover: THE BIGGEST LICKER!!!!!

A Note From The Author

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