for me. I think it would be funny. Now, shut up and listen. I think
you’ll find this very interesting.” She handed the computer to him.
Dante took the tablet. “This is an iPad. I think it’s nice that you
have one. Can I go to bed now?”
Meg saw her mistake. “Let me turn it on.” She flipped a switch
and the menu came up. The menu in this case was a holographic
female. As she’d been programmed by Dante, she was gorgeous and
wore very little clothing.
“How may I help you, Dante love?” She also had a very sexy
voice.
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“Holy shit,” Human Dante swore. “Where the hell did you get
this?”
Meg smiled. Now she had him.
* * * *
Dante Dellacourt shoved a hand through his red-gold hair. It was
long, hanging past his earlobes. Normally it didn’t bother him, but he
was pretty sure it made him look grungy in front of the pretty woman
sitting in his store. Not that perfectly combed hair would have helped.
He smoothed his hands over his slightly wrinkled Lex Luthor for
President T-shirt. Why couldn’t he have done some laundry? And
why did it matter? The chick hadn’t come to try to date him.
He’d been listening to the craziest story he’d ever heard for the
last hour and a half. The redhead was hot, but completely insane.
She thought vampires were real. She also believed in faeries and
dem
ons and hags, though Dante was getting that this wasn’t the kind
of hag who dressed up nice to hang around gay bars. She was sure
she’d been to another plane of existence. According to her, there were