"What's that?"
"Earth radio!"
"Cut them in!"
"They're trying to reach us, call us. Cut them in!"
Eee-e-e!
"Here they are! Listen!"
"Calling Martian invasion fleet!"
The listening silence, the insect hum pulling back to let the sharp Earth voice crack in upon the rooms of waiting men.
"This is Earth calling. This is William Sommers, president of the Association of United American Producers!"
Ettil held tight to his station, bent forward, eyes shut.
"Welcome to Earth."
"What?" the men in the rocket roared. "What did he say?"
"Yes, welcome to Earth."
"It's a trick!"
Ettil shivered, opened his eyes to stare in bewilderment at the unseen voice from the ceiling source.
"Welcome! Welcome to green, industrial Earth!" declared the friendly voice. "With open arms we welcome you, to turn a bloody invasion into a time of friendships that will last through all of Time."
"A trick!"
"Hush, listen!"
"Many years ago we of Earth renounced war, destroyed our atom bombs. Now, unprepared as we are, there is nothing for us but to welcome you. The planet is yours. We ask only mercy from you good and merciful invaders."
"It can't be true!" a voice whispered.
"It must be a trick!"
"Land and be welcomed, all of you," said Mr. William Sommers of Earth. "Land anywhere. Earth is yours; we are all brothers!"
Ettil began to laugh. Everyone in the room turned to see him. The other Martians blinked. "He's gone mad!"
He did not stop laughing until they hit him.
The tiny fat man in the center of the hot rocket tarmac at Green Town, California, jerked out a clean white handkerchief and touched it to his wet brow. He squinted blindly from the fresh plank platform at the fifty thousand people restrained behind a fence of policemen, arm to arm. Everybody looked at the sky.
"There they are!"
A gasp.
"No, just sea gulls!"
A disappointed grumble.
"I'm beginning to think it would have been better to have declared war on them," whispered the mayor. "Then we could all go home."