Hadleigh: Gone to pound town.
Hadleigh: Or maybe it was a Netflix and chill kind of night?
Piper: OMG, someone stop her.
Zoey: Wow, just wow.
Madison: I’m over here giggling like a teenager.
In an attempt not to wake Liam, I stifle a laugh, hand over my mouth. I’d better respond or they’ll keep going.
Me: I’m here. Calm your tits.
Hadleigh: Yes! Where’s here?
Me: Is that your sneaky way of asking if I’m with Liam?
Madison: You KNOW that’s what it was, no sneaky about it.
Sophia: Good morning, girls.
Sophia: So? Are you?
I love to mess with them.
Me: Am I what?
Piper: If you ladies are going to wake me up at six on a Saturday, there’d better be some juicy gossip.
Zoey: I think they did it. Again.
Me: You’d be right. I’m still at his place.
Zoey: No Olivia?
Me: Nope. She’s with Becky until Sunday.
Madison: How often does that happen?
Me: Just once a month.
Hadleigh: You’d better wake him up and get to it, then.
Me: Just because you and Sawyer are humping like wild animals doesn’t mean everyone is.
Hadleigh: I get Vitamin D on the daily, yes.
Sophia: Q, I dare you to deny that you didn’t just fuck like bunnies all night.
Madison: OMG.
Zoey: OMG.
Piper: See, THIS is enough to wake me up. So?
Me: Hippity Hop.
Me: