“When ’e’s finished with you, ask ’im if ’e’d like to drop into my cell for a cup of tea and a chat about old times.”
“Kick the bastard in the balls, and tell ‘im I’ll be ’appy to serve the extra time.”
One of the prisoners even suggested a question to which I already knew the answer: “Ask ‘im when ’e’s going to retire, ’cause I’m not coming out till the day after.”
When I stepped into the interview room and saw the chief superintendent for the first time, I thought there must have been some mistake. I had never asked Fingers what the Don looked like, and over the past few days I had built up in my mind the image of some sort of superman. But the man who stood before me was a couple of inches shorter than me, and I’m only five foot ten. He was as thin as the proverbial rake and wore pebble-lensed horn-rimmed glasses, which gave the impression that he was half-blind. All he needed was a grubby raincoat and he could have been mistaken for a debt collector.
Sir Matthew stepped forward to introduce us. I shook the policeman firmly by the hand. “Thank you for coming to visit me, chief superintendent,” I began. “Won’t you have a seat?” I added, as if he had dropped into my home for a glass of sherry.
“Sir Matthew is very persuasive,” said Hackett, in a deep, gruff Yorkshire accent that didn’t quite seem to go with his body. “So tell me, Cooper, what do you imagine it is that I can do for you?” he asked as he took the chair opposite me. I detected an edge of cynicism in his voice.
He opened a notepad and placed it on the table as I was about to begin my story. “For my use only,” he explained, “should I need to remind myself of any relevant details at some time in the future.” Twenty minutes later, I had finished the abbreviated version of the life and times of Richard Cooper. I had already gone over the story on several occasions in my cell during the past week, to be certain I didn’t take too long. I wanted to leave enough time for Hackett to ask any questions.
“If I believe your story,” he said, “—and I only say ‘if’—you still haven’t explained what it is you think I can do for you.”
“You’re due to leave the force in five months’ time,” I said. “I wondered if you had any plans once you’ve retired.”
He hesitated. I had obviously taken him by surprise.
“I’ve been offered a job with Group 4, as area manager for West Yorkshire.”
“And how much will they be paying you?” I asked bluntly.
“It won’t be full time,” he said. “Three days a week, to start with.” He hesitated again. “Twenty thousand a year, guaranteed for three years.”
“I’ll pay you a hundred thousand a year, but I’ll expect you to be on the job seven days a week. I assume you’ll be needing a secretary and an assistant—that Inspector Williams who’s leaving at the same time as you might well fit the bill—so I’ll also supply you with enough money for backup staff, as well as the rent for an office.”
A flicker of respect appeared on the chief superintendent’s face for the first time. He made some more notes on his pad.
“And what would you expect of me in return for such a large sum of money?” he asked.
“That’s simple. I expect you to find Jeremy Alexander.”
This time he didn’t hesitate. “My God,” he said. “You really are innocent. Sir Matthew and the warden both tried to convince me you were.”
“And if you find him within seven years,” I added, ignoring his comment, “I’ll pay a further five hundred thousand into any branch of any bank in the world that you stipulate.”
“The Midland, Bradford will suit me just fine,” he replied. “It’s only criminals who find it necessary to retire abroad. In any case, I have to be in Bradford every other Saturday afternoon, so I can be around to watch City lose.” Hackett rose from his place and looked hard at me for some time. “One last question, Mr. Cooper. Why seven years?”
“Because after that period, my wife can sell Alexander’s shares, and he’ll become a multimillionaire overnight.”
The chief superintendent nodded his understanding. “Thank you for asking to see me,” he said. “It’s been a long time since I enjoyed visiting anyone in jail, especially someone convicted of murder. I’ll give your offer serious consideration, Mr. Cooper, and let you know my decision by the end of the week.” He left without another word.
Hackett wrote to me three days later, accepting my offer.
I didn’t have to wait five months for him to start working for me, because he handed in his resignation within a fortnight—though not before I had agreed to continue his pension contributions, and those of the two colleagues he wanted to leave the force and join him. Having now disposed of all my Cooper’s shares, the interest on my deposit account was earning me over four hundred thousand a year, and as I was living rent-free, Hackett’s request was a minor consideration.
I would have shared with you in greater detail everything that happened to me over the following months, but during that time I was so preoccupied with briefing Hackett that I filled only three pages of my blue-lined prison paper. I should however mention that I studied several law books, to be sure that I fully understood the meaning of the legal term “autrefois acquit.”
The next important date in the diary was my appeal hearing.
Matthew—at his request I had long ago stopped calling him “Sir” Matthew—tried valiantly not to show that he was becoming more and more confident of the outcome, but I was getting to know him so well that he was no longer able to disguise his true feelings. He told me how delighted he was with the makeup of the reviewing panel. “Fair and just,” he kept repeating.
Later that night he told me with great sadness that his wife Victoria had died of cancer a few weeks before. “A long illness and a blessed release,” he called it.
I felt guilty in his presence for the first time. Over the past eighteen months, we had only ever discussed my problems.
I must have been one of the few prisoners at Armley who ever had a tailor visit him in his cell. Matthew suggested that I should be fitted with a new suit before I faced the appeal tribunal, as I had lost several pounds since I had been in jail. When the tailor had finished measuring me and began rolling up his tape, I insisted that Fingers return his cigarette lighter, although I did allow him to keep the cigarettes.