“No, sir, I would not. I’m a professional in everything I do.”
“Are you indeed?” said Ashcroft.
“I don’t think we need detain Mr. Finch any longer, gentlemen?” suggested Sir Francis, looking around the table.
“I have some further questions for Mr. Finch,” said Young, unable to maintain his silence any longer.
“But surely you know everything you need to know about Mr. Finch.” said Hinks. “You’ve known this candidate for years.”
“I have indeed, but the rest of the committee has not, and I suspect they might find Mr. Finch’s answers to my questions illuminating. Mr. Finch,” said Young, turning to face the candidate, “have you ever climbed Mont Blanc, the highest mountain in Europe?”
“On seven occasions,” replied Finch.
“And the Matterhorn?”
“Three times.”
“And any of the other major peaks in the Alps?”
“All of them. I climb in the Alps every year.”
“And what about the highest mountains in the British Isles?”
“I gave them up before I was out of short trousers.”
“This is all on the record, Mr. Chairman,” said Hinks.
“For those who’ve taken the trouble to read it,” retorted Young, un-perturbed. “Can I confirm, Mr. Finch, that after completing your education in Geneva, you took up a place as an undergraduate at Imperial College, London?”
“That is correct,” confirmed Finch.
“And what subject did you read?”
“Chemistry,” replied Finch, having decided to play along with Young’s little ruse.
“What class of degree did that august establishment award you?”
“A first-class honors degree,” said Finch, smiling for the first time.
“And did you remain at London University after you had graduated?” asked Young.
“Yes, I did,” said Finch. “I joined the staff as a lecturer in chemistry.”
“And did you remain in that position after the war broke out, Mr. Finch, or did you, like Mr. Mallory, enlist in the armed forces?”
“I enlisted in the army in August 1914, a few days after war was declared.”
“And in which branch of the army did you serve?” asked Young.
“As a chemist,” replied Finch, looking directly at Ashcroft, “I felt my expertise could be put to good use by volunteering for the bomb disposal squad.”
“Bomb disposal squad,” said Young, emphasizing all three words. “Can you elaborate?”
“Certainly, Mr. Young. The War Office was looking for men to defuse unexploded bombs. Quite fun really.”
“So you never saw action on the front line?” said Hinks.
“No, Mr. Hinks, I did not. I found that German bombs had a tendency to fall on our side of the line, not theirs.”