He laughed. “Baby, what if I promised to have the palace staff chuck some straw piles haphazardly here and there around the courtyard? We could even bring in some chickens to peck around at the roses in the gardens.”
I pretended to think about it for a moment. “Hmm, that sounds lovely. Add in a farting cow or twelve and we have ourselves a deal.”
I shrieked when he rolled me around on the bed, biting at my neck and digging fingertips into my ribs to get a rise out of me. And rise, I did. Or, rather, a certain desperate dick did.
“Fuck me,” I gasped before I lost all ability to speak. “Please stop goofing around and get inside me, Lio. I need you.”
He stopped tickling and met my eyes. “I was sort of hoping you might want to top me this time.”
My heart rate skipped up, and my dick jumped. “Oh hell yes. You sure? Never mind. I don’t care if you’re sure. Move over and let me grab what we need.”
When I stretched for my bedside table drawer, I felt Lio’s palm come down with a smack on my right ass cheek.
“Yikes! What was that for?” I asked, turning back around with the condom and lube bottle.
“Your ass is fucking perfection. I think I changed my mind about bottoming.”
“Too late. Your ass is mine. We can switch later.”
We started kissing again, and I forgot all about the lube and condom. Our hard cocks slid against each other with the slick from our precum, and I wondered idly if we were even going to get to anything more than a good frot.
Honestly, I didn’t care either way. I had Lio naked in bed with me, and I was going to make him feel good. That’s all I could ask for.
After sucking a spot on my collarbone and thrusting his hips into me, Lio gasped. “If you don’t fuck me soon, I’m going to come all over your stomach.”
I finally grabbed the lube and slicked up my fingers before reaching down to find his entrance. “You’re going to come all over my stomach anyway,” I said with a smirk, teasing the rim of his hole with the pad of one finger. I felt his body react to my touch, and it only made my cock harder.
“More,” he grunted. “C’mon baby, please.”
I captured his mouth with mine before sliding the first slick finger through his tight ring of muscles into the warmth of his body.
Oh god.
“Ngh,” he moaned. “More.”
“Bossy fucker,” I muttered, twisting and pulsing my finger before adding another. “You’re so damned tight, babe. Have you bottomed before?”
“Yes, but only a couple of times and not with something like that,” he said, reaching for my cock. “It’s looking bigger and bigger every second.”
I pulled my fingers back. “We don’t have to—”
His eyes flashed wide with frustration before he scrambled for the condom and thrust it at me. “Stop talking, Fee. Please.”
As I opened and rolled the condom on with shaking hands, I muttered, “Give a guy a bejeweled crown and a shiny new chair and he thinks he owns the fucking place. Bossy mother—jesusfuckingchrist!”
Lio’s slick finger hit the hot skin of my own hole and pushed right in before pulling back out again just as quickly. I whined at the loss of it and noticed him shoot me a look of satisfaction.
“Quit your muttering and fuck me.”
“Sure thing, Your Majesty,” I snapped before slathering my cock with lube and positioning it at his entrance. His knees were pulled back against his sides, and his eyes were wild. “Permission to invade, sir,” I said with a snort. The man looked about as faraway from a royal leader as he could possibly get, and I couldn’t help but tease him.
I was just so goddamned happy.
Before I could snicker, Lio tossed me over on my back and shoved himself down hard on my cock.
His body thrust up and down with desperate abandon, but his eyes were smiling. Between heaving breaths he was able to tease me back.
“Such a fucking smartass. You need a gag and restraints.”
The tight squeeze of his body on my cock was too much. I didn’t stand a chance at responding to him with words.
“Unh!”
My hips canted up into him as he slammed down on me.
“Ffft,” I tried, gasping for breath and clutching his ass like it was my last tenuous hold on this life.
“Fuck, Felix, baby. You feel so good. You feel so good inside me—god!” He seemed to lose his rhythm then, and I instinctively took over. After pushing him off me, I pressed him face-first into the mattress and pulled his hips back until his poor abused hole was in front of me. I slid home again and rocked into him over and over while he whimpered and begged underneath me.