Paul and Ryan laughed.
“I guess I should have told you to bring flowers,” said Paul. They laughed again.
Ryan nudged Gary with his elbow. “Did you kiss her?”
“No!” said Gary.
“Oh, man, why not?” asked Matt. “That was your big chance.”
“Julie’s really hot for you,” said Paul. “That’s why I gave you her address. I knew you’d be too shy to go on your own.”
“Yeah, right,” said Gary.
Paul looked offended. “I wouldn’t lie to you, Goon,” he said. “I was just trying to help a friend, but if you’re going to be that way about it …” He walked away. Matt and Ryan followed.
Gary glanced at a poster for the talent show.
CAN YOU SING? DANCE?
OR PLAY THE TUBA?
FLOYD HICKS WANTS YOU!
—IN THE TALENT SHOW
Two days away. He’d still go to it—but as a spectator. He wanted to hear Joe’s rap.
“Wait, let me get this straight, Goon,” Joe said in gym. “You went to Julie Rose’s house!”
Gary shrugged.
Joe and Zack cracked up.
They played flag football.
“I was wide open!” Gary said, returning to the huddle.
“I didn’t see you, Goon,” said Joe. Then he laughed. “Sorry, but I just keep picturing you at Julie’s house.” He laughed again. “You have to admit that’s funny!”
Gary smiled.
He went straight home after school. He wanted to get an early start on his homework because there was a television show on at eight o’clock that Joe always watched.
He sat at his desk. He thought about the talent show. It was hard for him to believe that he once actually thought he’d be up on stage in front of the whole school telling jokes. Now he couldn’t even imagine it.
Two days away. “I’d probably be going crazy right now,” he said.
He had to read a chapter in history, but as he stared at the pages he found himself reading the same paragraph over again. He read it at least three times but still didn’t know what it said.
“Can’t concentrate, huh?” asked a voice behind him.
He turned around.
An old woman was sitting cross-legged on his bed. She was eating mashed potatoes and gravy.
He watched her dig her spoon into the potatoes, then slurp noisily from it. She wore green flannel pajamas and a black bolero, which was the kind of hat worn by Zorro.
“You want some?” she offered, holding out a spoonful of mashed potatoes and gravy.