“Yeah. We didn’t have time for breakfast, so I wanted to make sure you ate something.”
We’re holding locked-and-loaded smiles at each other. He knows something is up. In fact, I think he’s already learned the secret. “You’re too good to me.”
“The best.” I flutter.
His smile drops. “What’s in the donut, June?”
I look horrified at his implication. “Why, darling, why would you expect anything to be wrong with the donut?”
“Because I put Orajel in your toothpaste yesterday and made your mouth go numb.”
“Ha, ha, ha! Oh, Ryan! I’m not at all upset about that. It was funny. A great prank.” I might be going over the top now.
He shakes his head at me. “There’s no way I’m eating this donut, June. What did you do, crush up a laxative into the flour? Inject it with ghost pepper sauce?” Ghost pepper sauce! Why didn’t I think of that?
“I swear to you. There is nothing wrong with that donut.”
He stalks up close to me and stares down in my eyes. I can smell his body wash from his shower this morning, and I want to grab him by the shirt and haul him into the kitchen and tell Stacy to man the door. In fact, I would if I weren’t on a mission.
Ryan leans down slowly, tantalizingly, dangerously, and hovers over my mouth. “What. Did. You. Do. To. The. Donut?”
I hold his bad-guy gaze, because I’m every bit the assassin that he is. “Nothing,” I whisper.
His eyes grow darker, because these games we play always get him going. I think he’s thinking of the back room now, too.
I slide around him and pretend I’m completely unfazed by his masculine sensuality. You can’t tempt me, buddy. I bring a fresh tray of Just Peachy donuts from the back (Ryan’s favorite) and begin setting the glistening glazed treats up in the display case.
“Alright then, June Bug. If nothing is truly wrong with this donut, you eat it, and I’ll take one of these fresh ones.”
My shoulders slump, and I flash him my most annoyed look. It’s paired with a flat smile. “I’m not hungry.”
“Mmhmm.”
But I hate (love) when he taunts me, so I snatch the bag out of his hand and reach in for the donut. He reaches around me, making me have to lean back as he dips his hand into the donut case and grabs a peach-flavored donut for himself.
“You’re going to have to pay for that,” I say, and I’m completely serious.
Stacy chimes in from somewhere behind us. “You guys scare me.”
Ryan’s heart-melting, sideways
smile just grows. “At the same time?” he suggests, lifting my hand holding the ominous donut I tried to get him to eat up toward my face.
I look down at it, my stomach recoiling at the sight, and nod. He raises his donut to his mouth, and I raise mine.
“I’ll count down,” says Stacy, clearly invested in the situation more than she was leading on. “3…2….1.”
Ryan and I both take a bite, and I can barely suppress my smile when his face immediately crumples. He curses and runs to get a napkin to spit out his donut. With my mouth full of delicious, untainted chocolate goodness, I laugh like a con-woman who just got away with the world's most dangerous heist.
Ryan is scrubbing his tongue. “What was that?!”
Stacy and I are both doubled over laughing, and she says, “I can’t believe it worked exactly like you said it would!”
“You owe me ten dollars!” I brag.
She reaches in her back pocket and hands over a ten-dollar bill while I’m still trying to swallow my donut.
“Alright,” Ryan says once he sulks back over to me. “Give me your villain monologue now.”