"Classified, most of it."
"Ex-special teams?" I made it part question, part statement.
"Yes."
"Do I ask what flavor, or just let it drop, before you have to threaten me with the old if-I-tell-you-then-I-have-to-kill-you routine?" I tried for a joke, but Shaw didn't take it that way.
"You're making a joke. If you can do that, then you don't get what's happening."
"You've got three operators dead, one vamp executioner dead and cut up; that is bad, but you didn't send just three operators in with the marshal, so most of your team got away, Sheriff."
"They didn't get away," he said, and something in his voice made that tight, black pit of fear rise a little higher in my gut.
"But they're not dead," I said, "or you'd say so."
"No, not dead, not exactly."
"Are they badly hurt?"
"Not exactly," he said.
"Stop beating the bush to death and just tell me, Shaw."
"Seven of our men are in the hospital. There's not a mark on them. They just dropped."
"If there are no marks on them, why did they drop, and why are they in the hospital?"
"They're asleep."
"What?"
"You heard me."
"You mean comas?"
"The doctors say no. They're asleep; we just can't wake them up."
"Do the docs have any clues?"
"The only thing close to this is those patients in the twenties who all went to sleep and never woke up."
"Didn't they make a movie years back about them waking up?"
"Yes, but it didn't last, and they still don't know why that form of sleeping sickness is different from the norm," he said.
"Your whole team didn't just catch this sleeping thing in the middle of a firefight."
"You asked what the doctors said."
"Now, I'm asking what you say."
"One of our practitioners says it was magic."
"Practitioners?" I made it a question.
"We've got psychics attached to our teams, but can't call them our pet wizards."
"So operators and practitioners," I said.
"Yes."
"So someone did a spell?"
"I don't know, but apparently it all reeks of psychic shit, and when you run out of explanations that make sense, you go with what you got."
"When you've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth," I said.
"Did you just quote Sherlock Holmes at me?"
"Yeah."
"Then you still don't get it, Blake. You just don't."
"Okay, let me be blunt here. Something about my reaction wasn't what you expected, so you're convinced that I don't get the seriousness of the situation. You're ex-special teams, which means to you, women are not going to measure up. You've called me a beautiful woman, and that, too, makes most cops and military underestimate women. But special teams, hell, you don't think most other military men are up to your level, or most cops. So I'm a girl; get over it. I'm petite and I clean up well; get over that, too. I'm dating a vampire, the master of my city; so what? It has nothing to do with my job or why Vittorio invited me to come hunt him in Vegas."
"Why did he run in St. Louis? Why didn't he run here when he knew we were coming? Why did he ambush our men and not yours?"
"Maybe he couldn't afford to lose that many of his vampires again, or maybe he's just decided to make his last stand in your city."
"Lucky fucking us."
"Yeah."
"I called around, talked to some of the other cops you've worked with, and some of the other vampire executioners, about you. You want to know why some of them thought this vampire ran in St. Louis?"
"I'm all ears."
"You, they thought he ran from you. Our Master of the City told me that the vampires call you the Executioner-that they've called you that for years."
"Yeah, that's their pet name for me."
"Why you? Why you, and not Gerald Mallory? He's been around longer."
"He's been around years longer than me, but I've got the higher body count. Think about it."
"How can you have the higher body count if he's been doing this for at least ten years longer than you?"
"One, he's a stake-and-hammer man. He refuses to go to silver ammo and guns. That means he has to totally incapacitate the vampires before he can kill them. Totally incapacitating a vampire is really hard to do. I can wound one, bring it down from a distance. Two, I think his hatred of vampires makes him less effective when hunting them. It makes him miss clues and not think things through."
"So you just kill them better than anyone else."
"Apparently."
"I'll be honest, Blake, I'd feel better if you were a guy. I'd feel even better if you had some military background. I've checked you out; other than a few hunting trips with your dad, you'd never handled a gun before you started killing monsters. You'd never owned a handgun at all."
"We were all newbies once, Shaw. But trust me, the new is all worn off of me."
"Our Master of the City is cooperating fully with us."
"I'll just bet he is."
"He says bring you to Vegas, and you'll sort it out."
That stopped me. Maximillian, Max, had met me only once, when he came to town with some of his weretigers after an unfortunate metaphysical accident. The unfortunate accident had ended with me pretty much possessing one of his weretigers, Crispin. He'd taken Crispin back to Vegas with him, but it wasn't because the tiger wanted to leave me. He was disturbingly devoted to me. It wasn't my fault, honest, but the damage was still done. Lately, some of the powers I'd gained as Jean-Claude's human servant seemed to translate into attracting metaphysical men. Vampires, wereanimals, so far just that, but it was enough. Some days it was too much. I didn't remember doing anything that impressive when Max was visiting.
I'd spent most of his visit trying to be a good little human servant for Jean-Claude, and whatever became mine, like a weretiger, became my master's, too. We'd done some fairly disturbing metaphysics, my master and I, for our guest's benefit. We'd left him kind of creeped, unless he was way more bisexual than he'd ever admit.
"Blake, you still there?"
"I'm here, Shaw, just thinking about your Master of the City. I'm flattered that he thinks I can sort it out."
"You should be. He's old-time mob. Don't take this wrong, but if you think my opinion of women is low, then old-time mobsters think worse."
"Yeah, yeah, you just think women can't cut it on the job. Mobsters think we're just for making babies or fucking."
He made another laugh sound. "You are one blunt son of a bitch."
I took it for the compliment it was; he hadn't called me a daughter of a bitch. If I could get him to treat me like one of the guys, I could do my job.
"I am probably one of the most blunt people you will ever meet, Shaw."
"I'm beginning to believe that."
"Believe it, warn the other guys. It'll save time."
"Warn them about what, that you're blunt?"
"All of it-blunt, a girl, pretty, dates vampires, whatever. Get it out of their system before I hit the ground in Vegas. I don't want to have to wade through macho bullshit to do my job."
"Nothing I can do about that, Blake. You'll have to prove yourself to them, just like any... officer."
"Woman, you were going to say woman. I know how it works, Shaw. Because I'm a girl, I gotta be better than the guys to get the same level of respect. But with three men dead in Vegas and seven more in some sort of a spell, ten dead here in St. Louis, five in New Orleans, two in Pittsburgh, I'd like to think your officers will be more interested in catching this bastard than giving me a hard time."
"They're motivated, Blake, but you're still a beautiful woman and they're still cops."
I ignored the compliment because I never knew what to do with it. "And they're scared," I said.
"I didn't say that."
"You didn't have to; you're special teams and you admitted it. If it's spooked you, then it's sure as hell spooked the rest. They're going to be jumpy and looking for someone to blame."
"We blame the vampires that killed our people."
"Yeah, but I'm still going to be the whipping boy for some of them."
"What makes you say that?"
"The message on the wall was for me. The head came to me. You already asked me what I did to piss Vittorio off. Some of your people are going to say that I pissed him off enough to make him do all this, or maybe even that he did it all to impress me in that sweet serial killer sort of way."
Shaw was quiet, only his thick breathing on the phone. I didn't prompt him, just waited, and finally he said, "You're a bigger cynic than I am, Blake."
"Do you think I'm wrong?"
He was quiet for a breath or two more. "No, Blake, I don't think you're wrong. I think you're exactly right. My men are spooked, and they'll want someone to blame. This vampire has made sure that the police here in Vegas will have mixed feelings about you."
"What you need to ask yourself, Shaw, is did he do it on purpose, to make my job harder, or did he not give a damn about the effect it had on you and your men?"
"You know him better than I do, Blake. Which is it-on purpose, or didn't give a damn?"
"I don't know this vampire, Shaw. I know his victims, and the vampires he left behind for killing. I thought he'd resurface because most of these guys can't stop once they get to a certain level of violence. It's like a drug, and they are addicted. But I never dreamed he'd send me presents or special messages. I honestly didn't think I'd made that big an impression on him."
"We'll show you the crime scene when you land. Trust me, Blake, you made an impression on him."
"Not the impression I wanted to make," I said.
"And what was that?"
"A hole in his head, and a hole in his heart big enough to see daylight through."
"I'll help you do it."
"I didn't think undersheriffs did fieldwork."
"For this one, I'll make an exception. When can you get here?"
"I'll have to check the airline schedule, and I'll have to check the regulations for my vampire kit. Seems like the rules change every time I have to fly."
"Our marshal didn't carry anything special on him that you couldn't get on a plane with if you've passed the air marshal test."
I thought to myself, Maybe that's why he's dead. Out loud, I said, "I'm bringing phosphorus grenades if I can get them on the plane."
"Phosphorus grenades, no shit."
"No shit."
"They work on vampires?"
"They work on everything, Shaw, and water makes them burn hotter."
"You ever seen a man dive into water, thinking it will put it out, but it just flares?" Shaw asked.
I had a sudden picture in my head of a ghoul that had run through a stream trying to get away. He, or one of his pack, had killed a homeless man who'd fallen asleep in the cemetery where the ghouls had come out of the graves. They'd never have attacked him awake, but they still ate him, and that still earned them an extermination. I'd just been backup for a flamethrower team of exterminators. But ghouls that are brave enough to attack and kill the living rather than just scavenge the dead can turn deadly. Which means you don't send civilians in without badges to back them. It'd been the first time I'd used the grenades. They worked better than anything I'd ever used on ghouls. When they go bad, they are as strong as a vampire, faster and stronger than a zombie, immune to silver bullets, and almost impossible to kill with anything but fire. "I saw some run through a stream. The phosphorus flared up around them like a hot, white aura everywhere the water splashed. So bright, the water sparked in the light."
"And the men screamed for a long time," Shaw said.
"Yeah, ghouls, but yeah, they did." I heard my voice utterly cold. I couldn't afford to feel anything yet.
"I thought modern phosphorus didn't do all that," he said.
"Everything old is new again," I said.
"I'm beginning to see why the vampires think you're scary, Blake."
"The grenades aren't what make me scary, Shaw."
"What does?" he asked.
"That I'm willing to use them."
"It's not being willing to use them, Blake. It's being willing to use them again."
I thought about that, and finally said, "Yeah."
"Call me when you have your flight arranged." His voice was unhappy with me, as if I'd said something else that wasn't what he wanted to hear.
"I'll let you know as soon as I know. Give me your direct number, if you're my go-to guy."
He sighed loud enough for me to hear it. "Yeah, I'm your go-to guy." He gave me his extension and his cell phone number. "We're not going to wait for you, Blake. If we can catch these bastards, we will."
"The warrant of execution died with your vampire executioner, Shaw. If you guys kill them without me or another executioner with you, then you'll be looking at charges."
"If we find them, and we hesitate, they'll kill us."
"I know that."
"So what are you telling me to do?"
"I'm reminding you of the law."
"What if I said I don't need a fucking executioner to remind me of the law?"
"I'll be there as soon as I can. I have a friend with a private plane. That's probably the fastest way to get to you."
"Your friend, or your master?"
"What did I say to piss you off, Shaw?"
"I'm not sure; maybe you just reminded me of something I didn't want to remember. Maybe you just made sure I know what may have to happen in my town before this is over."
"If you want pretty lies, you have the wrong marshal."
"I heard that about you, that and that you'll fuck anything that moves."
Yeah, I'd pissed him off. "Don't worry, Shaw, your virtue is safe."
"Why, not pretty enough for you?"
"Probably not, but I don't do cops."
"What do you do?"
"Monsters." I hung up. I shouldn't have. I should have explained the rumors, and how it wasn't true, and how I had never let sex interfere in a case, much. But there comes a point when you just get tired of explaining yourself. And, let's face it, you can't prove a negative. I couldn't prove I didn't sleep around. I could only do my job to the best of my ability and try to stay alive, oh, and try to keep everyone else alive. And kill the bad vampires. Yeah, mustn't forget that part.
I had other phone calls to make before I could leave town. Cell phones are wonderful things. First call was to Larry Kirkland, fellow U.S. Marshal and vampire executioner. He answered his own cell phone on the second ring. "Hey, Anita, what's up?" He still sounds young and fresh, but in the four years we'd known each other, he'd acquired his first scars, along with a wife and baby, and was still the main person for the morgue stakings. He had also refused to kill the shoplifter. In fact, he'd been the one who called me from the morgue to ask what the hell to do about it. He's about my height, with bright red hair that would curl if he didn't cut it so short, freckles, the works. He looks like he should be going out with Tom Sawyer to play tricks on little Becky, but he's stood shoulder to shoulder with me in some bad places. If he had one fault, other than that I wasn't entirely a fan of his wife, it was that he wasn't a shooter. He still thought more like a cop than an assassin, and sometimes that wasn't good in our line of work. Oh, and what did I have against his wife, Detective Tammy Reynolds? She didn't approve of my choices in boyfriends, and she kept wanting to convert me to her sect of Christianity, which was a little too Gnostic for me. In fact, it was one of the last Gnostic-based forms of Christianity to have survived the early days of the church. It allowed for witches, read psychics in this case. Tammy thought I'd be a fine Sister of the Faith. Larry was now a Brother of the Faith, since he, like me, could raise zombies from the grave. It's not evil if you're doing it for the church.
"I've got to fly to Vegas on a warrant."
"You need me to cover while you're gone?" he made it a question.
"Yep."
"Then you're covered," he said.
I thought about giving him more details, but I was afraid he'd want to come with me. Endangering myself was one thing, endangering Larry was another. Part of it was that he was married and had a baby; the other part was that I just felt protective of him. He was only a few years younger than me, but there was something still soft about him. I valued that, and feared it. Soft either goes away in our business or gets you killed.
"Thanks, Larry. I'll see you when I get back."
"Be careful," he said.
"Aren't I always?"
He laughed. "No."
We hung up. He'd be pissed when he learned the details about Vegas. Pissed that I hadn't confided in him, and pissed that I was still protecting him. But pissed I could live with; dead, I wasn't sure about.
I also called New Orleans. Their local vampire hunter, Denis-Luc St. John, had made me promise that if Vittorio ever resurfaced I'd give him a chance to get a piece of the hunt. St. John had almost been one of Vittorio's victims. Months in the hospital and rehab after had made him pretty adamant about helping kill the vampire that put him through all that.
It was a woman's voice on the other end of the phone, which surprised me. To my knowledge, St. John didn't have a wife. "I'm sorry, I'm not sure I have the right number. I'm looking for Denis-Luc St. John."
"Who is this?" the woman asked.
"U.S. Marshal Anita Blake."
"The vampire executioner," and she made it sound like a bad thing.
"Yes."
"I'm Denis-Luc's sister." She said Denis-Luc with an accent I couldn't match.
"Hi, could I speak to your brother?"
"He's out, but I'll give him a message."
"Okay." I told her about Vittorio.
"You mean the vampire that nearly killed him?" she asked.
"Yes," I said.
"Why would you even call him?" Her voice was definitely hostile now.
"Because he made me promise that if this vampire resurfaced I would call him and given him another crack at it."
"That sounds like my brother." Again, she didn't sound happy about it.
"Will you give him the message?"
"Sure." Then she hung up on me.
I wasn't sure I believed that the sister would give him the message, but it was the only number I had for St. John. I could have called the local police and probably gotten a message to him, but what if I did, and this time Vittorio killed him? What would I say to his sister then? I left it in her hands. If she gave him the message, fine; if she didn't, then not my bad. Either way, I'd kept my promise and wouldn't be getting him killed. It seemed like a win-win to me.