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I WAS COOLING my heels in the living room when Bernardo and Olaf came out of the far rooms. They had both changed clothes.
Bernardo was in white dress slacks with a sharp crease and a roll of cuff. A white vest showed off his darkly muscled arms. He'd added heavy silver arm bracelets at mid-bicep, and matching ones at each wrist. A silver saint's medallion glittered against the smooth darkness of his chest. Most of his hair fell like a black dream around all that white, except for a braid on one side. It was a thick braid because he just had that much hair, and he'd woven silver chains with tiny bells here and there in his hair, so he stalked into the room to the sound of gentle chimes. He looked at me through a curtain of blackness caressing one side of his face, the other graced by the silver on black glint of the braid. It was, to say the least, eye-catching.
It was a little bit of a struggle to tear my gaze from Bernardo and look at Olaf. He had gone for a black shirt that seemed utterly sheer. To hide his shoulder holster, he'd put on a leather jacket. It was way too hot for leather. Though admittedly, with his totally shaved head, black jeans, and black boots with silver toes and heels, the leather jacket looked about the right speed.
"You guys look spiffy. What's the occasion?"
"We're going to a club," Bernardo said, as if that explained it.
"I know that," I said.
He was frowning now. "You should change."
I pushed to my feet from the couch. "Why?"
He walked toward me. I caught glimpses of dark flesh above his white leather loafers and the hem of his pants, no socks. He stopped at the edge of the couch, as if I'd pulled back, or made some other sign that I wasn't happy. "I know you can look as good as we do." He gave a little self-deprecating smile, "Or as good as Olaf here. Maybe not as good as me." He smiled, and I was a good smile, meant to melt something a little lower than my heart. But I'd been working on my reaction to him. I was not a slave to my libido. Richard and Jean-Claude could attest to that.
I looked at him in all his light and dark glory. "If I can't look as good as you, why try at all?"
The smile widened to a grin that made his face look somehow more real and less handsome. Less handsome, less practiced, but I liked it more. He took a step closer, and that teasing, practiced look was back. This was a man who knew how to flirt. But if anything will turn me off, it's a very practiced approach, as if the man has done it a thousand times before, to a lot of different women. Which always seems to imply that I am no different from all the rest. Not flattering.
"I think you might, might, be able to approach my glory, if you tried."
Even knowing it was an act, I had to smile. "I just don't want to work that hard, Bernardo."
"If I am forced to change, then everyone changes," Olaf said.
I looked at him. Was he handsome? Not really, but he was striking. If he could tone down the bad boy routine, he could probably pick up plenty of girls at the club, or maybe even if he didn't tone it down. It always amazes me how many women like dangerous men. Men who almost from the moment you meet them, you know are bad news. Me, I prefer my men kinder, gentler, nice. Niceness is highly underrated by most people.
"I don't remember anyone putting you in charge, Olaf. When Edward asks me to change clothes, I'll change."
He took a step towards me, but whatever he was going to say or do, stopped when Edward came into the room. He was wearing a red tank top with a short-sleeved silk shirt that matched the tank. The shirt would hide his shoulder holster if he were careful. His jeans were new and black, and with his yellow hair grown out enough to have a little curl to it, he actually looked sort of cute. Edward never looked cute.
I knew when I was beaten. I raised hands in surrender and started walking towards the bedrooms. Then stopped. I turned back to him. "I thought the point to taking me down there without cops was that the monsters might talk to Anita Blake, vamp executioner. So that means no undercover crap."
"Why would changing clothes be undercover for you?" Bernardo asked.
I looked at him, then looked at Edward. "If you want my services, you take whatever the hell I'm wearing. I don't dress up outside the office."
Edward said, "Let's go down there with you a little under wraps. Look around the club, meet the monsters, before they find out who you are."
"Why?"
"You know the answer."
"You want me to look around, use my expertise, before they know I have any expertise."
He nodded.
"But you also want me to be Anita Blake and impress the monsters."
"Yes," he said.
"Hard to do both."
"Be a tourist until they make you, then be yourself."
"The best of both worlds," I said.
"Exactly."
I looked at him. "Is this all your plan? No hidden agenda?"
He smiled, and it was Ted's smile, slow, lazy, innocent. "Would I do that to you?"
I just shook my head and started for the bedrooms. "Forget I asked. I'll change into something more ... festive," I said without turning around.
Edward didn't call me back and say no need to change so I kept walking. We were undercover tonight apparently. I hate undercover work. I am just so damn bad at it.
I had also not packed with an eye for club hopping. I changed into the newest, blackest jeans I had. The Nikes would have to do because I hadn't brought anything else. Except more Nikes. All my shirts were just different colors of one or two styles. If I find something comfy, I've learned to buy doubles if I really like something, and multiple colors if I really, really like a style. This means I am usually wearing last year's style long after the fashion trend has moved on, but it's not like I care.
I had a royal blue cotton tee with a scoop neck. Almost all the shirts I'd packed had a scoop neck. The blue was a little softer than the rest of the colors. I added a touch of eye shadow, enough eyeliner to be dramatic, enough mascara so that the eyeliner didn't overwhelm my eyelashes, a hint of blush, and some kiss-ass red lipstick.
I couldn't really get a good look in the room's small mirror, but at least the makeup looked good. The shoulder holster was very black against the blue shirt, but the black suit jacket took care of that. Since I couldn't take the jacket off without flashing the guys, I added my wrist sheaths with matching silver knives. If I was going to be stuck with the jacket all night, I might as well carry them. Besides, you never know when you'll need a good blade. I ran a brush through my hair and called it done.
Apparently, I looked okay because Bernardo said, "I take it back. If you'd packed a dress, you'd be prettier than I am."
I shook my head. "No, I wouldn't, but thanks for saying it."
"Let's go," Edward said.
"She is showing too much breast," Olaf said.
I looked at his completely sheer black shirt. "I can see your nipples."
His face darkened. I think he was actually blushing. "Bitch."
"Yeah, sure, you and the horse you rode in on," I said.
Edward moved between us, soothing the big man. To me, he said, "Don't tease him unless you want the trouble."
"He started it," I said.
He looked at both of us, his face that icy gaze that I'd seen him wear when he killed. "I don't care who starts it, but I will finish it. Is that clear?"
Olaf and I looked at Edward, then at each other. Slowly, we both nodded.
"It is clear," Olaf said.
"Crystal," I said.
"Good " His face transformed into a smiling face, somehow appearing years younger, How did he do it? "Then let's go." Wewent.