“I think he’s hiding somewhere nursing his hand with whiskey and a Valium chaser.”
“There you are.”
“Am I supposed to be spooked by this? You sound like someone’s dad hard selling Girl Scout cookies.”
“You’re not the only one with peepers, you know. Don’t think because you watch the world, the world doesn’t watch you back.”
“I’m going to find you, you know.”
“I’m counting on it.”
There’s a click and the line goes dead.
Crank calls? Is this how things work from here? This isn’t Hell. It’s junior high.
I wake up hurting. The hangover is gone and now I can feel every bit of the beating I took last night. My jaw aches and my ribs are bruised. Every time I move, the armor presses on them and makes me wince.
Something shatters down the hall. Glass and metal. Something heavy hits the floor, like a car falling through the ceiling. I grab my knife and run toward the sound.
Ms. 45 is lying on her side by one of the big picture windows in the front room. The glass dome holding her brain is smashed. Pink meat and spinal fluid leak onto the tile floor. I stand by the body listening. Ready for whoever got to her to come for me.
I don’t hear a thing. It doesn’t make sense that someone could get in here but they did. The peeper by the hall is gone, so I can’t play back whatever happened.
Maybe I shouldn’t have been so quick to ditch the Glock.
Making a pass through the rest of the penthouse, I don’t see anything out of place. I need to get someone to clean up the hound before it stinks in here like Mason’s lab. There’s a phone in the bedroom. I get the Glock from the library and head there.
A shadow flickers across the bedroom.
Looks like Brimborion has a second passkey after all. Good. First I find out what he’s looking for in my room and then I get to kill him.
But the moment the thought forms, I know it’s wrong. Brimborion isn’t the creeping-around-smashing-hellhounds type. Especially not when he just lost a finger. Whoever’s in the bedroom has much bigger balls and a lot fewer brain cells than him. But he’ll know who’s after me and he’s going to give me a name if I have to repaper the hallway with his skin.
With the Glock in a two-hand TV-cop grip, I shoulder open the bedroom door. No one in sight. I go inside, sweeping the room with the gun. The closet door is open, the space empty. If Mr. Soon to Be Dead is in toddler freak-out mode, he might be under the bed. More than likely he’s in the bathroom trying to squeeze himself down the shower drain.
I start across the room but only make it to the end of the bed.
Behind me, the door creaks open the rest of the way.
“Here are your fucking messages.”
No question about the voice. It’s Brimborion.
I turn around. He sees the Glock in my hand and in an inspiring display of self-preservation lurches back, cracks his head on the door, and falls onto his knees. I grab his shoulder and pull him to his feet.
“How did you get in here?”
He looks at me like I’ve gone insane and stupid all at the same time.
“The door was open.”
“Not the goddamn bedroom. My apartment.”
His eyes go to the gun and then back to me.
“I have another key. Are you going to kill me for doing my job?”
Glass breaks in the bathroom. Something hits the wall. Over and over. Someone is going nuts in there.