Carl claimed that the truck driver was out of his head; after all, he'd snapped his neck and had blacked out, and when he came to, he was evidently hallucinating. But the cowboy had told Pam the truth. What did it matter that he'd played with the headless girl's tits--she was dead, wasn't she?
To which Ketchum had said--not for the first, or the last, time--"I should just kill that cowboy."
Six-Pack now said to Hero and her German shepherd: "You two should stop eyeballin' each other that way." It was a little after nine in the morning--exactly eighteen minutes after the first passenger jet had hit the north tower--when the second hijacked airliner, United Airlines Flight 175 (also flying out of Boston), crashed into the south tower of the World Trade Center and exploded. Both buildings were burning when Six-Pack said to the assembled dogs, "Tell me that was another small plane, and I'll ask you what you've been drinkin' with your dog food."
Hero tentatively licked some of the sulfa powder on his claw wounds, but the taste of it stopped the dog from licking further. "Don't that taste special?" Pam asked the bear hound. "You lick that off, Hero, I've got more."
In what appeared to be a calculated non sequitur, Hero lunged at the German shepherd; both dogs were going at it, under the kitchen table, before Six-Pack was able to separate them with the water pistol. She kept it loaded with dishwasher detergent and lemon juice, and she squirted both dogs in their eyes--they hated it. But it had hurt Pam's hip to drop down on all fours and crawl under the kitchen table with the fighting dogs, and she was in no mood to listen to President Bush, who came on television at 9:30, speaking from Sarasota, Florida.
Six-Pack didn't despise George W. Bush to the degree that Ketchum did, but she thought the president was a smirking twerp and a dumbed-down daddy's boy, and she agreed with Ketchum's assessment that Bush would be as worthless as wet crap in even the smallest crisis. If a fight broke out between two small dogs, for example, Ketchum claimed that Bush would call the fire department and ask them to bring a hose; then the president would position himself at a safe distance from the dogfight, and wait for the firemen to show up. The part Pam liked best about this assessment was that Ketchum said the president would instantly look self-important, and would appear to be actively involved--that is, once the firefighters and their hose arrived, and provided there was anything remaining of the mess the two dogs might have made of each other in the interim.
True to this portrait, President Bush said on TV that the country had suffered an "apparent terrorist attack."
"Ya think?" Six-Pack asked the president on television. Characteristic of people who lived alone, discounting her dogs, Pam talked back to the people on TV--as if, like the dogs, the people on television could actually hear her.
By now, the Federal Aviation Administration had shut down the New York airports, and the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey had ordered all the bridges and tunnels in the New York area closed. "What are the dumb fuckers waitin' for?" Six-Pack asked the dogs. "They should close down all the airports!" Ten minutes later, the FAA halted all flight operations at U.S. airports; it was the first time in the history of the United States that air traffic had been halted nationwide. "Ya see?" Six-Pack asked the dogs. "Someone must be listen-in' to me." (If not Ketchum, and definitely not the dogs.)
Six-Pack had soaked a clean sponge in cold water and was rinsing the dishwasher detergent and lemon juice out of the German shepherd's eyes. "You're next, Hero," Pam told the bear hound, who watched her and the shepherd impassively.
Three minutes later, American Airlines Flight 77 crashed into the Pentagon, sending up a towering plume of smoke; two minutes after that, they evacuated the White House. "Holy shit," Six-Pack said to the dogs. "It's lookin' more and more like an apparent terrorist attack, don'tcha think?"
She was holding Hero's head in her lap, rinsing the dishwasher detergent and lemon juice from the wounded bear hound's eyes, when, at 10:05, the south tower of the World Trade Center collapsed. After the tower plummeted into the streets, a billowing cloud of dust and debris drifted away from the building; people were running through the waves of dust.
Five minutes later, a portion of the Pentagon collapsed--at the same time that United Airlines Flight 93, which had also been hijacked, crashed to the ground in Somerset County, Pennsylvania, southeast of Pittsburgh. "I wonder where that one was headed, Hero," Six-Pack said to the dog.
The German shepherd had circled around behind Pam, and Hero was anxious that he couldn't see the shepherd; the bear hound's nervousness alerted Six-Pack to her devious shepherd's presence. She reached quickly behind her and grabbed a handful of fur and skin, squeezing as hard as she could until she heard the shepherd yelp and felt the dog twist free of her grip.
"Don't you try sneakin' up on me!" Six-Pack said, as the German shepherd slunk out the dog door into the outdoor kennel.
It was next announced on television that they'd evacuated the United Nations building--and the State and Justice departments, along with the World Bank. "I see all the important fellas are runnin' for cover," Six-Pack said to Hero. The dog eyed her warily, as if he were considering her contradictory behavior in the following manner: First she puts the bad-tasting yellow gunk on my cuts, then she squirts me in my eyes with the stinging-and-burning stuff, and lastly she tries to make me feel better; not to mention, where is that sneak-attack fuck of a German shepherd?
"Don't get your balls crossed, Hero--I ain't goin' to hurt you," Pam told the bear hound, but Hero regarded her mistrustfully; the dog might have preferred his chances with a bear.
At 10:24, the FAA reported that all inbound transatlantic aircraft entering the United States had been diverted to Canada. "Oh, that's brilliant!" Six-Pack said to the TV. "I might have begun with that idea a few fuckin' months ago! Like I suppose ya thought that the fellas fly-in' those first two planes were from Boston!" But the television ignored her.
Four minutes later, the north tower of the World Trade Center collapsed; someone said that the tower appeared to peel apart, from the top down, as if a hand had taken a knife to a tall vegetable. "If this ain't the end of the world, it's surely the start of somethin' close to it," Six-Pack said to the dogs. (Hero was still looking all around for that fuckheaded German shepherd.)
At 10:54, Israel evacuated all its diplomatic missions. Six-Pack thought she should be writing this down. Ketchum always said that the Israelis were the only ones who knew what was what; that the Israelis were closing down their diplomatic missions meant that the Muslim extremists, those militant Islamists who were determined to wipe out the Jews, were beginning their religious war by wiping out the United States--because without the United States, Israel would long ago have ceased to exist. Nobody else
in the craven, so-called democratic world had the balls to stick up for the Israelis--or so Ketchum also said, and Six-Pack pretty much took what amounted to her politics from the old libertarian logger. (Ketchum admired the Israelis, and almost nobody else.)
Six-Pack had often wondered if Ketchum was half-Injun and half-Jewish, because the riverman periodically threatened to move to Israel. Pam had, more than once, heard Ketchum say: "I might make more beneficial use of myself killing those assholes from Hamas and Hezbollah, instead of picking on the poor deer and bear!"
SHORTLY AFTER ELEVEN THAT MORNING, the New York City mayor, Rudolph Giuliani, urged New Yorkers to stay at home; the mayor also ordered an evacuation of the area of the city south of Canal Street. By now, Pam was vexed at Ketchum and the two others for spending close to the whole morning scattering the little cook's ashes. But, knowing Ketchum, Six-Pack considered that the logger would have insisted on showing Danny what the woodsman called the "vandalism" that had been done to Paris--or West Dummer, as Ketchum obdurately called it--and either en route to Paris, or on the way back, Six-Pack knew that Ketchum would have paused to deliver a fucking eulogy to the confused, heartbreaking moose who danced their scrawny asses off in Moose-Watch Pond.
Pam felt a pang that she had not often accepted Ketchum's periodic invitations to join him in a middle-of-the-night visit to see the moose dancing. (Six-Pack believed that the moose were just aimlessly "millin' around.") It was also with a pang that Six-Pack regretted that she had not accompanied Ketchum on many of his proposed overnight "campin' trips," as she called them, to that grassy hill where the cookhouse had been; she knew this was hallowed ground to Ketchum, and that he liked nothing better than to spend the night there. Ketchum just pitched a tent and slept in a sleeping bag, but his snoring kept her awake half the night, and Pam's hip hurt her on the hard ground. Furthermore, Ketchum best liked camping at the cookhouse site when the weather had turned colder--especially, once there was snow. The cold weather made Six-Pack's hip throb.
"You're the one who keeps putting off the hip-replacement surgery," Ketchum routinely told her; Six-Pack regretted putting off the surgery, too. And how could she expect the old river driver to resume their long-ago relationship if she wouldn't go camping with him when he asked her?
When she'd suggested going to see a movie in Berlin instead, Ketchum had rolled his eyes at her. Six-Pack knew Ketchum's opinion of movies and Berlin. He liked to say, "I would rather stay home and watch Hero fart."
She wanted Ketchum to marry her, Six-Pack suddenly realized. But how?
Just after noon, with Ketchum and the other two having been gone the entire morning--and Pam feeling extremely pissed-off at them, and at the rest of the world--the Immigration and Naturalization Service said that the U.S. borders with Canada and Mexico were on the highest state of alert, but that no decision had been made concerning closing the borders.
"The fanatics aren't Canadians!" Six-Pack shouted meaninglessly at the dogs. "The terrorists aren't Mexicans!" she wailed. She'd held herself together all morning, but Six-Pack was losing it now. Hero went out the dog door into the outdoor kennel, no doubt thinking his odds were better with the German shepherd than with Pam.
It was no wonder that when Ketchum finally arrived, with Danny and Carmella, the logger saw his long-suffering Hero ("that fine animal") together with Pam's dogs in the outdoor kennel--Six-Pack's untrustworthy German shepherd among them--and took this to mean that Six-Pack had been neglecting his wounded bear hound. "Pam must be farting away her time, watching whatever abomination there is on daytime television," was how the ever-critical woodsman expressed himself to Danny and Carmella.