“Yes, ma’am,” they say simultaneously.
The remainder of the ride is quiet aside from Megan’s screams with each contraction. When we arrive at the hospital, my parents and Dr. Stewart, along with Mallory—who still can’t walk in the room with me without blushing—is standing there waiting with a gurney to carry my wife away to a maternity room.
“Still two minutes apart, Jordan?” Mallory asks as she brings the stretcher to the car door I’m helping Megan out of.
“Yes.”
“Ohhhh, it really hurts. Drugs! You said I could have drugs!” Megan points to Dr. Stewart like she struck gold.
“Let’s see how dilated you are before we talk about that.”
“You rat bastard!” Her pointed finger swings around to Trainer. “You took too long. You said you had the route mapped out. You said not to worry. If I don’t get drugs, your ass is grass, buster.” He pales at her threat. Dodge, Dad, and I all burst into laughter.
“Megan, sweetheart, let’s not stress too much.” Mom for the rescue.
Dr. Stewart, Mom, and Mallory usher Megan up the ramp and into the hospital while we men just stand there and continue to laugh.
“You better get going, son, that birth isn’t something you want to miss.” Dad chastises me, and he’s right. I won’t miss the birth of my child for anything in the world.
Megan
Jesus Christ! Why does no one warn a person labor is so damn painful? Not in any of the Lamaze classes, at the doctors, nothing. No one said a damn word.
“Where’s Jordan?” I panic when I don’t see him as we enter the elevator.
“Oh baby, you put Trainer in his place and scared the crap out of him. Those boys are down there laughing at him.” I love my mother-in-law, I swear I do, but that doesn’t help.
“I need him.” The tears streaming down my face are thick and hot.
The women with me share a look of concern just as Jordan comes darting down the hall. “Wait up!”
“Where were you?” I cry. “You promised.” Old insecurities of being left behind rise to the surface.
“Never going nowhere, baby.” His easy smile and the love in his eyes ease my anxiety. “We’re gonna have this baby, and he’ll be perfect, just like his mama.”
“He?” We never were able to find out the sex. The baby was a hider when it came to the ultrasound wand.
“Just high hopes, love.” The teasing twinkle in his melting gaze makes me laugh lightly just as the doors in the elevator open, and I’m whisked away to a birthing room.
After being examined and finding out I’m already nine centimeters dilated and its nearly time to push, panic sets in again. Jordan is always there with an encouraging smile and positive words. He soothes me in ways I never imagined.
“I love you, Mrs. Maxwell. So fucking much.” God, I never tire of hearing him say those words.
“I love you too, Mr. Maxwell, now please make them give me drugs,” I scream as another contraction hits me in waves of pressure and pain nearly unimaginable.
“Sorry, Meg, it’s time to push now.” Dr. Stewart’s happy retort makes me wish I could kick her.
Jordan crawls in behind me and braces his legs around my hips. Holding my hands in his, he kisses me below the ear and whispers, “Push, baby.”
And I do.
For what feels like forever, I push.
When we finally hear a tiny cry, I feel wetness on my shoulder and turn my head to see my amazing husband with a tear leaking from his eye.
Lord, this man couldn’t be more perfect.
“Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Maxwell,” Dr. Stewart grins hugely up at us, “it’s a boy.”