“But I get the bedroom.”
chapter six
SOS
AMI
MR. HAMILTON IS HERE AND I TOLD HIM I’M MARRIED AND IDK WHY? NOW I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE MARRIED TO ETHAN FOR AN ENTIRE DINNER AND I’LL PROBABLY BE FIRED AND HAVE TO SLEEP IN YOUR BATHTUB BECAUSE I’M A TERRIBLE LIAR.
AMI THIS IS A TWIN EMERGENCY
STOP
I don’t have any fluids left in my body
I’ve been with mom nonstop for over 36 hours
If I don’t die from this I might need someone to kill me. Or her.
SLOW DOWN
Sorry, Sorry
BUT I’M FREAKING OUT
Your new boss is at the resort? In Maui??
He’s here for his anniversary.
Someone called me Mrs. Thomas and I apparently lost my mind.
People are going to be calling you Mrs. Thomas the whole time.
You better get used to it. And calm down. You can do this.
Have we met? I absolutely cannot do this.
Just keep your answers simple.
When you get nervous you look guilty
Omg that’s exactly what Ethan said
Who knew Ethan was so smart
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to throw up for the 50th time today
Don’t waste my trip
I stare down at my phone, wishing my sister were here. I knew this was all too good to be true. I type out another quick message telling her to call me tonight and let me know how she’s feeling, and then I text Diego.
Teach me how to lie
Who is this
GDI DIEGO.
FINE. Who are we lying to?