As everyone laughed at Law, Izzy noticed that Meryn hadn't been joking. It just confirmed the fact that she needed Meryn in her life because she was turning out to be crazier than she was.
*****
She was slightly tipsy as Oron steered her back to their room. "She has sooooo killed people."
Oron laughed. "Probably."
"I loves her."
"I know."
"What we doing tomorrow?"
"Well, while you were enjoying your third glass of wine, Ryuu let me know that your coffee supplies arrived. I imagine you will be getting your new coffee station set up."
"Not coffee station." She shook her head.
"What then?"
"My altar! I am Coffee Goddess rawwrrr!"
Oron opened their door and ushered her inside. "Come on, it's time for good Coffee Goddesses to get to bed."
"You gonna sex me up?"
"Not tonight, baby."
"I like your penis."
Oron chuckled as he unbuttoned her robe. "I'm glad. He likes you too."
"He does?" she asked, as she tried to get a rogue hair out of her eyes.
"Yes, immensely." He hung up her robe, then removed his own.
She looked down. "I'm naked."
"Yes, you are." He hung his own robe up and kissed her nose.
"No sexy time?"
"No baby, not while you're tipsy."
"But I thought your penis liked me."
"He does and he also respects you."
"You're gonna make me cry, you have such a kind penis."
"Yes, love, I know. Now, climb into bed."
Izzy tried to climb on, but seemed to lack the coordi
nation. "Push my butt, but not in a sexy way."
Oron laughed and did as she asked. She landed on the covers and started giggling. "You bopped my butt."
Oron pulled the covers out from under her then rolled her onto her pillow. He gently tapped a glowing crystal, plunging the room into darkness before she felt the bed dip as he climbed in. He pulled her into his arms and covered them with the blankets.