Ami screamed as the water went from warm to scorching. She shut off the water and quickly ripped the shower curtain open, standing buck naked in front of the complete stranger who had b
een peeing. His pants fell around his ankles, and his jaw dropped.
The man swallowed loudly as he stared at Ami's nude body. He looked down at his penis and then farted.
She reached past him and grabbed a towel, mumbling as she scurried out of the bathroom. “Jesus Christ! You trying to cook my skin off with boiling water?"
"God, I'm really sorry about this morning.” Edward felt bad and embarrassed his father had completely horrified Ami. “My dad pops over all the time just to talk. I didn't know he was going to be here—I'm sorry."
When he'd gotten home he'd heard all about what had happened from his dad, complete with a thumbs-up sign and a pat on the back. As further apology, Edward had decided to take Ami out to dinner, figuring he owed her at least that much.
"I'm no clothing expert, but I figured that dress might be okay. The lady at the store wasn't happy with me."
"Why not?” Ami's voice echoed down the hallway from the bathroom.
"I didn't know your size, and the lady was all prissy and asked if you were the same size as her. I said you were thinner and had bigger breasts—I mean shape.” Edward caught himself too late. “I hope I did ... Wow, looks like I did good."
Ami stood in front of him and brushed at the skirt as he just stared.
Her hair was pinned up away from her face and the dark goth maiden transformed into one hot woman. “What do you think?” she asked as she twirled around.
"Tell me if I start drooling."
"Oh stop it. I like this dress. Not too frilly but the blue is nice. You like how it hugs my ass?” She winked and turned around, wiggling a little.
"Well that goes without saying."
Edward stood and walked with her to the door. He let her go first and leaned back as she walked out.
Damn, it hugs real nice.
The restaurant was crowded as was usual on a Wednesday night. It was an all-you-can-eat-crabfest so the whole frickin’ town showed up.
"It's fine, Edward, don't sweat it. It was just a bit awkward."
"I am a little jealous that my dad got to see you naked, and I didn't though."
She smacked his ass and smiled. “You never know ... stud."
"You look lovely, Ami. I'm not used to seeing you with dark brown hair. All your photos show those colored streaks and braids and things.” Edward smiled, knowing his nervousness was probably written across his face.
"You don't like it?"
"No, I mean yes I like...” He shook his head, unscrambling his mind a bit. “I think it looks really good. It's a nice change. I just hope people don't recognize you. We don't want one of those scenes you see on TV. You look very pretty."
With a smile Ami tossed her hair back and took Edward's arm as they walked to their small table. Being a gentleman, he automatically pulled back her chair for her.
After they ordered drinks and food, their moods relaxed and they talked.
"You know something, Edward? Your mom came over, and we had a little talk about you. I learned a few things."
He swallowed and wondered what she found out. “Like what?"
"Midget MILFs in Memphis? I never knew there was a website for stuff like that.” Ami grinned and took a bite from her salad.
"Uhhhh, neither did I.” Edward thought quickly.
"Funny, it was in your favorites on your computer."