But all of that is kid stuff, and we aren’t kids anymore. Theo is a nice guy, and I love him because we’re practically family and I sort of have to, but we’ve grown into such different people that sometimes it seems like the only things we have in common happened more than a decade ago.
More importantly (read: pathetically), I’ve never been into Theo, primarily because I’ve had a crazy, silent, soul-crushing crush on his older brother for what feels like my whole life. Andrew is kind, warm, gorgeous, and hilarious. He is playful, flirty, creative, and affectionate. He is also deeply principled and private, and I’m pretty sure there’s nothing that would turn him off a woman faster than knowing she made out with his younger, womanizing brother while under the influence of eggnog.
Benny, the only other person in this house who knows about my feelings for Andrew, watches me expectantly. “So, what happened?”
“We were tipsy. We ended up in the mudroom, the three of us: me and Theo and his tongue.” I shove the tip of my thumb into my mouth, biting it. “Tell me what you’re thinking.”
“I’m trying to understand how this happened—this isn’t like you at all, Noodle.”
Defensiveness flares briefly but is almost immediately extinguished by self-loathing. Benny’s my Jiminy Cricket, and he’s right: that isn’t like me. “Maybe it was a subconscious shove: I need to get over this stupid Andrew thing.”
“You sure about that?” Benny asks gently.
Nope. “. . . Yes?” I’m twenty-six. Andrew is twenty-nine. Even I have to admit that if anything was ever going to happen between us, it would have happened by now.
“So you figured, why not Theo?” Benny asks, reading my thoughts.
“It wasn’t that calculated, okay? I mean, he’s not exactly hard to look at.”
“Are you attracted to him, though?” Benny scratches his stubbly chin. “That feels like an important question.”
“I mean, lots of women seem to be?”
He laughs. “That isn’t what I asked.”
“I guess I must have been last night, right?”
“And?” he asks, grimacing like he isn’t sure he wants to know.
“And . . .” I wrinkle my nose.
“Your expression is telling me it was terrible.”
I exhale, deflating. “So bad.” I pause. “He licked my face. Like, my entire face.” Benny’s wince deepens, and I point a finger at him. “You are sworn to secrecy.”
He holds up a hand. “Who would I tell? His parents? Yours?”
“Have I ruined everything?”
Benny gives me an amused smile. “You are not the first two people in history to have drunkenly made out. But maybe this was a catalyst in a way. The universe is telling you to move on, one way or another, where Andrew is concerned.”
I laugh because this feels genuinely impossible. How does one move on from a man so kind of heart and fine of ass? It’s not like I haven’t tried to get over Andrew for, oh, the past thirteen years. “Any idea how?”
“I don’t know, Noodle.”
“Do I pretend like nothing happened? Do I talk about it with Theo?”
“Definitely don’t ignore it,” Benny says, and as much as I was hoping to get permission to put my head in the sand, I know he’s right. Avoiding confrontation is the Jones family’s biggest vice. My parents could probably count on one hand the number of times they’ve maturely discussed their feelings with each other—which is probably what their divorce lawyer would tell you. “Go wake him up before the day gets rolling. Clear the air.”
He glances out the window, at the sky that is reluctantly brightening, and then back to me. Panic must be bleeding into my expression, because he puts a calming hand on mine. “I know it’s your nature to smooth out problems by avoiding confrontation, but it’s our last day here. You don’t want to leave with that lingering between you. Imagine coming back to that next Christmas.”
“You’re the most emotionally intuitive locksmith alive, you know.”
He laughs. “You’re deflecting.”
I nod, tucking my hands between my knees and staring down at the worn wood floor. “One more question.”
“Mm-hm?” His hum tells me he knows exactly what’s coming.
“Do I tell Andrew?”
He rebounds a question right back: “Why would Andrew need to know?”
I blink up to his face and catch the gentle sympathy there. Oof. He’s right. Andrew doesn’t need to know, because he wouldn’t care one way or another.
chapter two
I’m praying that everyone is still asleep when I sneak back out of Benny’s room, and for the most part, the house is silent and still. My plan: Wake up Theo, ask him to come talk to me in the kitchen—no, not the kitchen, too close to the mudroom—before anyone else is up. Clear the air. Make sure we know it was a fluke, nothing to be weird about. It was the eggnog kissing! Definitely nothing anyone else needs to know about.