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Rosie didn’t think it was going to catch on.

“Where were you last night?” she asked.

“I went out,” he said. “With my brother.”

“You’re an only child,” she said.

“I’m not. It turns out I’m half of a matched set.”

“Really? Is this more of your dad’s legacy?”

“Honey,” said the man she thought of as Fat Charlie, “you don’t know the half of it.”

“Well,” she said. “I hope he’ll be coming to the wedding.”

“I don’t believe he would miss it for the world.” He closed his hand around hers, and she nearly dropped her goulash spoon. “What are you doing for the rest of the afternoon?”

“Not much. Things are practically dead back at the office right now. Couple of fund-raising phone calls to make, but they can wait. Is there. Um. Were you. Um. Why?”

“It’s such a beautiful day. Do you want to go for a walk?”

“That,” said Rosie, “would be quite lovely.”

They wandered down to the Embankment and began to walk along the northern back of the Thames, a slow, hand-in-hand amble, talking about nothing much in particular.

“What about your work?” asked Rosie, when they stopped to buy an ice cream.

“Oh,” he said. “They won’t mind. They probably won’t even notice that I’m not there.”

FAT CHARLIE RAN UP THE STAIRS TO THE GRAHAME COATS Agency. He always took the stairs. It was healthier, for a start, and it meant he would never again have to worry about finding himself wedged into the lift with someone else, too close to pretend they weren’t there.

He walked into reception, panting slightly. “Has Rosie been in, Annie?”

“Did you lose her?” said the receptionist.

He walked back to his office. His desk was peculiarly tidy. The clutter of undealt-with correspondence was gone. There was a yellow Post-it note on his computer screen, with “See me. GC” on it.

He knocked on Grahame Coats’s office door. This time a voice said, “Yes?”

“It’s me,” he said.

“Yes,” said Grahame Coats. “Come ye in, Master Nancy. Pull up a pew. I’ve been giving our conversation of this morning a great deal of thought. And it seems to me that I have misjudged you. You have been working here, for, how long…?”

“Nearly two years.”

“You have been working long and hard. And now your father’s sad passing…”

“I didn’t really know him.”

“Ah. Brave soul, Nancy. Given that it is currently the fallow season, how would you react to an offer of a couple of weeks off? With, I hardly need to add, full pay?”

“Full pay?” said Fat Charlie.

“Full pay, but, yes, I see your point. Spending money. I’m sure you could do with a little spending money, couldn’

t you?”

Fat Charlie tried to work out what universe he was in. “Am I being fired?”


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