Bob Dole, boomstick
braciole, bratwurst
burrito, candle, choad
chopper, chub, chubby
cock, cranny axe, cum gun
custard launcher, dagger
deep-V diver
dick, dickie
ding dong mcdork
dink, dipstick
disco stick, dog head
dong, donger, dork
dragon, drum stick, dude piston
Easy Rider
Eggroll, Excalibur, fang
ferret, fire hose, flesh flute
flesh tower, Frodo, fuck rod
fudge sickle
fun stick, gigi, groin
heat-seeking moisture missile
hog, hose, jackhammer
Jimmy
John
John Thomas
Johnson
Joystick, junk, kickstand
king Sebastian, knob
lap rocket
leaky hose, lingam, little Bob
little Elvis, lizard