"Yeah," Bobby the Fire elemental chimed in. "We won't hurt you - much. "
The two men chuckled at their seeming cleverness. I rolled my eyes. The only people these two were really hurting were themselves.
"Didn't y'all learn your lesson the first time?" I said. "You should be grateful you're still breathing. Now, run along like good little boys before I lose my temper and kill you. "
Bobby's face twisted, and a murderous glint shimmered in his eyes along with his Fire magic. "Nobody talks to us like that, bitch. "
The Fire elemental sucked in a breath and went on a long, rambling rant then, talking about how he and his buddy were going to make me wish I'd never been born. Typical talk in the shadows of Ashland. It amused the hell out of me, and I found myself leaning against the wall of the Pork Pit and just letting him talk - because that's all these guys were.
"What are you smiling at?" Bobby growled, finally noticing that I wasn't the least bit scared of him, his magic, or his giant friend.
"Nothing much," I drawled. "I was just thinking that there's no place like home. "
The two men looked at each other, obviously confused. Then they charged at me, the way I knew they would. This time I didn't bother picking up one of the dented trash can lids. Instead, I palmed the silverstone knives tucked up my sleeves and stepped up to meet them.
Magic and blood arced through the air and splattered onto the alley floor and walls, punctuated by sharp, pain-filled screams that quickly died off to choking gurgles.
Then . . . silence.
I got to my feet and wiped my bloody knives off on the clothes of my latest victims. Billy and Bobby stared up at the black sky, eyes and mouths wide open in shock and fear. It was far too late for them to agree with me. It was far too late for them to do anything at all.
Oh, I knew that it wouldn't end with these two. More Billys and Bobbys would seek me out in the coming days, trying to cash in and build their street cred at the Spider's expense. Not to mention McAllister and whom he might decide to send after me next.
But I'd be right here at the Pork Pit waiting for all of them, serving up the best barbecue in Ashland and helping those who couldn't help themselves after-hours in my own special way. With Owen, Bria, Finn, the Deveraux sisters, and all my other friends right by my side.
Yep, the Spider was definitely back.
Still smiling, I slid my bloody knives up my sleeves and headed inside the restaurant to ask Sophia to come and help me get rid of the blood and the bodies.