“You’re sleeping in here tonight,” Leaky announced. “I’m going to bring you some blankets.”
“A lot of blankets, I hope,” said Umbo.
“Plenty, compared to sleeping outdoors on a night like this. Isn’t that what you’ve been doing for the past few weeks?”
“But we don’t like it,” said Umbo.
“I don’t mind,” said Rigg.
“And I don’t care what you like or don’t like,” said Leaky.
“I like this soup,” said Umbo.
“It’s stew,” said Leaky. “Trust a privick not to know the difference.” As she left, she relocked the door behind her. They buckled down to the serious business of eating every scrap of food they could see.
As they neared the bottoms of their bowls, they slowed down enough to talk a little.
“I’m still hungry,” said Umbo, “but my stomach is packed solid and I can’t fit anything in.”
“That’s how you get fat,” said Rigg. “Eating even after you’re full.”
“I guess I just remember being hungry so clearly that being full doesn’t wipe out the hunger.”
“If the people of Fall Ford named babies the way Loaf’s and Leaky’s village did, I wonder what your name would have been,” said Rigg. “‘Turdmaker’!”
“Yours would be ‘Crazy Baby.’”
“The craziness didn’t show up till later,” said Rigg. “Mostly since knowing you.”
True to her word, Leaky returned quite soon and seemed surprised that they had already finished eating. She held up their bowls and made a show of looking for some trace of the stew. “If you barf because you ate so fast, make sure you keep it all on the blanket or I’ll have you scrubbing the puke off the floor till it smells like fresh-cu
t lumber in here.”
“It smelled a lot worse than puke when we got here,” said Umbo. “We’d be improving it.”
“It’s the only reason I’d ever be glad you came here. Strip off those filthy traveling clothes before you get into these blankets. And I mean all of them.” With that she left again. Again they heard the door lock—but only just barely, as it was so noisy out in the common room.
“She likes us,” said Umbo.
“I know, I could feel it too,” said Rigg. “She’s really glad to have us here. I think she loves us like her own children.”
“Whom she murdered and cut up into the stew.”
“They were delicious.”
Rigg stripped off his clothes and even though he really was cold now, he had the promise of the blankets to encourage him. There was such a great pile of them that he wouldn’t have to curl up with Umbo to stay warm. That would make a nice change, because out in the woods, Umbo had moved around a lot in his sleep, leaving them both to wake up freezing cold five times a night.
The door opened.
“Hey, we’re naked in here!” protested Rigg. Umbo just dragged a blanket up to cover himself.
As Leaky set down a chamber pot, she said, “Don’t splash when you use this, and for the sake of Saint Spider, keep the lid on tight when you’re done or I’ll never get the stink out of this room.” She set a basket of large leaves beside the pot. “These go inside the pot when you’ve used them.”
“We’re from Fall Ford,” said Umbo. “That far upriver, sheeshee don’t stink.”
“You just don’t notice, sleeping with the pigs like privicks do.” She closed the door and locked it again.
They took turns using the chamber pot and when they were done they both agreed that a tight-closed lid was an excellent idea.