“No,” said Loaf. “You’ve never been in a city riot. Girls are not safe, not even with a big strong hero like me to protect them. But the idea’s a good one. Your sister and mother should dress as boys your age.”
“They won’t like that,” said Rigg.
“Oh, well, then, if they don’t like the way we’re going to try to save their lives and get them out of the city . . .”
“I’ll try to get them to do it,” said Rigg. “I can’t make them do anything.”
“And remember that they have to bind their breasts. If your sister’s old enough to have any—don’t get mad, I don’t know, I’m just telling you—we can’t have any part of them looking feminine. You understand?”
“Yes,” said Rigg. “As I said, I’ll try. I really will. But I can’t promise what’s not under my control.”
“Just for my information,” said Loaf, “what is under your control?”
“Silbom’s right ear,” said Rigg.
Then he gave Umbo a nudge, making him lose his balance and jump from the niche. When he recovered himself and turned around, Rigg was gone.
“Well, wasn’t that interesting,” said Loaf.
“Yes,” said Umbo.
“Going through the Wall
. The insanest plan I ever heard.”
“It might work,” said Umbo.
“And it might leave us as complete madmen—at least until the people chasing us butcher us like goats.”
“Well, if somebody’s going to butcher me like a goat,” said Umbo, “I certainly hope I’m already insane when they do it.”
CHAPTER 22
Escape
“One last request before you are sealed into stasis,” said the expendable.
“Anything you ask, up to half of my kingdom,” said Ram.
The expendable waited.
“It’s a reference to fairy tales. What the king always promised Jack after he did his noble deed.”
“Are you ready to pay serious attention?” asked the expendable.
Ram sighed. “It’s like trying to tell a joke to your grandmother.”
“In examining the programming of the ship’s computers, we find that there is a possible complication.”
“I’m not a programmer.”
“You’re a human. We need a human to tell the ship’s computers that in your absence, our orders are identical to your wishes, so they must obey us as if we were human.”
“I thought you already had a much closer working relationship with them than I do.”
“Closer, but with no particular flow of authority.”
“What do the ship’s computers think?” asked Ram.